DevilishLemonBar 🦥⚡🏳️‍🌈

Electrical "Engineer" Aggie'20.
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₿IP-47: http://helali.me/bip47
⚡Node: 03817596435f25a156da4a89c9dabf2a3e4f9a74418543f3de6b77cab780a473a1

مَسْكُونٌ هَذَا الجِنُّ بِإِنْسْ.

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npub1y3k2nheva29y9ej8a22e07epuxrn04rvgy28wvs54y57j7vsxxuq0gvp4j

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slothy.win

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2025-07-07 03:52:24 UTC

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Oh trust me I know. As a student it costs 700 euro a year and I have to keep going back and getting temporary paper health cards every 3 months.
The physical card arrives at the end of the year when the coverage expires 😆
Didn't bother enrolling this year and just went private. But random entities like banks need a 'valid' heath card sometimes and won't accept expired ones or the CF card.
Italian bureaucracy is an abomination.

2025-07-03 03:49:20 UTC

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. @npub1efr…n8d4 ⚡ and they even have a lightning address! Send em some sats!

2025-07-03 03:47:09 UTC

I've been learning Italian since I'm doing my Master's in Italy/Veneto. Was kinda curious about the Venetian dialect/language and wanted to learn more.
Ended up here: https://www.elgalepin.com/
And... there was a nostr npub! :D
Cool to see!
Wish there were more lingua veneta resources for English speakers though.

2025-03-10 19:06:38 UTC

Love yourself.

2025-01-19 15:25:21 UTC

471 days and billions of dollars later; tons of bombs and a david v. goliath firepower disparity...
the result, in northern Gaza 🤣 :
https://image.nostr.build/99a3fcb892d3d9cc41cb43746c70229a2878204d522b269e5bd1aa687e54b52e.png
you can't break the Palestinian resistance.

2025-01-18 10:03:15 UTC

gm
https://fixupx.com/wef/status/1880298514955268516

2024-12-09 23:07:53 UTC

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italian icon

2024-12-07 22:26:16 UTC

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I would unironically change my entire stance on guns if this was real

2024-12-05 02:37:22 UTC

It happened
Nothing changed
Keep stacking

2024-11-12 01:15:33 UTC

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Mike Waltz, sigh. Nevermind.

2024-11-09 22:51:17 UTC

I have little hope when it comes to American politics, but one can only dream that the Trump presidency at least brings some change when it comes to Palestine and the situation in the middle east. Biden was a momumental disaster in that regard.
On the other hand, we can't escape the knock-on effects reg. personal liberties and bodily autonomy (lgbt rights, abortion, etc) even outside America. I'm fucking tired of spineless populists abusing minorities and using violent rhetoric to ride the wave.

2024-11-05 17:51:39 UTC

If there is a hell Poste Italiane will be at the deepest pit of it.

2024-11-04 00:05:11 UTC

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I'm parasite free for sure since I had to go through a lot of testing when I first started having issues years ago. Idk about Candida though. TL:DR; from doctors was "IBS" ie. we don't know but it isn't a known allergy or disease related.
I think I need to somehow make my eating day calories around ~4200 to average 2100 a day. That would probably keep my weight stable. I just can't figure out how to shove 4200 calories into a single meal (while keeping it pleasant).

2024-11-03 23:52:23 UTC

Nighttime walks are a form of therapy.
Bliss.
https://image.nostr.build/35476d41e1a890628c32e260d3d7e58fa858d5ba84601f43e5863f55c1498398.jpg

2024-10-30 17:54:38 UTC

Saw this little friend today
https://image.nostr.build/cc5268b3518fe7777ffff6aaf248916fb5ea19daf2ce4e118bb6f73e45ca5672.gif

2024-10-27 16:55:27 UTC

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Battery, if you can source a high quality replacement.

2024-10-27 16:54:15 UTC

OMAD for close to 4 years now. ADF for around a year.
I'm struggling to eat enough calories to keep my weight stable at this point. I'm still losing weight, albeit very slowly. If I eat any more than I do in my eating day I'd feel uncomfortable.
I end up with around 3600 Cals on eating day, so ~1800 Cals daily average.
Can't really see how to fit more than 3600 calories in a single meal 😅
Might have to go back to just OMAD without alternate day fasting if I can't figure out how to maintain my weight in a couple of months. But then I worry the IBS and other discomfort ADF fixed might come back.
Anyone went through this? I'd appreciate any tips.
#diet #foodstr #food

2024-10-16 14:24:48 UTC

Sad to see SBW (Simple Bitcoin Wallet) go from one of the most polished Bitcoin+LN wallet to what it is now; LN/LNURL functionality removed, HW Wallet (airgapped) support removed, and now on GitHub you can even see Coin Control being removed and Google Auth being added for whatever reason.
Probably a good reminder to disable updates and/or move on if you still have it installed.

2024-10-16 08:33:12 UTC

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DB nuked, writes only enabled to my pubkey now so I can use it as an archival relay.

2024-10-16 08:24:33 UTC

Okay, seems like my NIP-05 only free relay now contains questionable Japanese CP adjacent content. I'm taking it down, nuking it, and only keeping the paid relay...
Goodbye wss://nostr-verif.slothy.win 🫡

2024-10-15 18:03:47 UTC

[CW: Death]
Sorry for the graphic content, but I'm posting in the interest of raining awareness towards the Israeli warcrimes in Gaza and the wider region.
Sha'ban is one of tens of thousands of souls lost to Israel's deliberate barbaric targeting of civilians. His mother died with him in that tent. The US war machine is responsible for arming and financing the Israeli regime.
https://image.nostr.build/a09ea31293f3c9ed168e2bcb04d76277d80ff0e5f898527be55513cdde553b33.png
https://image.nostr.build/51c7d7e6e6dba17ff666d39cbbb093e7b20b13cb8d1d047c6494b7df8b5f988a.png
https://video.nostr.build/648ed58697e1f3bef358fca99abbacf7b46af1c1eb26ec2368653265bfb719d0.mp4

2024-10-15 09:42:48 UTC

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Depends. Personal spending node? Pretty much braindead easy.
Routing node?
It is still a pain the ass. You can certainly make it profitable - until you get absolutely wrecked by FCs and other bugs.
I had mine dialed in and routing lots of volume, generating decent profit, at the cost of more or less daily monitoring and channel management. It's a part time job.
Then the november/december fee spikes happened and FCs around that time cost me around a million sats.

2024-10-13 16:36:47 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZykHOca_E2AAAAAC/mark-cuban-shark-tank.gif

2024-10-01 14:52:45 UTC

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I mean, this is how Fedora/GNOME (idk about the spins) already behaves in addition to a small warning message confirming you intend to run an executable.

2024-10-01 14:51:37 UTC

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Yeah, you can settle onchain. Depends on if their node exists or not. It'll either be a cooperative close or a force close (expect a timelock)

2024-09-26 04:29:50 UTC

Every time I check any form of social media I get an instant mood debuff...
I wish I could just have the discipline to stay offline..

2024-09-11 12:56:22 UTC

I thought this was a meme/fake
https://image.nostr.build/7ace2518139219291aaae53a652ad1c5da20175d6764d76af7f5be38ef1b30c1.jpg
But nope, it's real
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1833728804579111268
What the fuck...?

2024-09-09 19:06:12 UTC

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But you're making that reaction without letting the person performing the report know...

2024-09-09 18:37:26 UTC

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This. It boils down to the client doing something automatically without me authorizing it. When I report content, I expect to send a report. Not a report + a preset reaction.
Very odd resistance towards removing this clearly unwanted behavior but it's his software and he has the final say.. doesn't mean I like it.

2024-09-09 15:39:59 UTC

Second wave of Swan Bitcoin scam emails out, warn your less technically savvy buddies.

2024-09-08 16:39:10 UTC

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@nprofile…pyug please remove the reaction. When I send a report, I expect a report. Not an automatic reaction bundled with it.

2024-09-06 21:18:53 UTC

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Actually from a quick test it looks like they don't even wait for a confirmation(?). My Aqua LN swap took less than 10 seconds.

2024-09-06 21:05:27 UTC

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Fair enough. The minimum time for the payment is ~1/2mins since Liquid blocks are generated every minute and whatever Boltz takes to find a route.
I'm not sure what the timeout is but I can't imagine it being very long, so probably not getting into hours.
The downsides of swaps vs native LN... but comes with no inbound liquidity, FCs, and channel management nonsense + being fully insulated from onchain fee spikes 🤷‍♂️

2024-09-06 19:49:39 UTC

Anyone know an effective Amethyst filter to block those useless reply bots?

2024-09-06 19:28:29 UTC

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On that matter; @nprofile…qxg6 y'all should add more boltz swap providers like https://swap.diamondhands.technology/ and compare rates, go with cheapest, or randomly if the same fee for better censorship resistance and reliability :)

2024-09-06 19:25:17 UTC

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Makes sense then! :)

2024-09-06 19:20:35 UTC

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That is odd, the fee for that should be a predictable and reproduceable 14ish sats per liquid utxo in the tx and boltz fee being 1 sat + routing fee from Boltz->Alby 🤔

2024-09-06 19:15:34 UTC

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It uses Boltz Liquid<->LN swaps. It's essentially Muun except there is no unpredictable fee issues and/or subsidizing for turbo channels by being Liquid-first.
I think most issues will be around tiny LN payments not suitable for a Boltz swap or Boltz being unable to find a route to the receiver and this only being apparent to the sender (Aqua) after a while..

2024-09-06 17:45:15 UTC

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👀

2024-09-06 14:40:39 UTC

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Yeah, and an odd urge to.. jump. It's like a subconscious voice tempting you to do it.

2024-09-05 18:31:43 UTC

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I get intrusive thoughts about jumping off / leaping from edges and great heights but it doesn't really bother me, it's just an automatic but odd response.
Does your brain do that too? If you have a fear of heights I can see that combination sucking 😅

2024-09-04 17:14:07 UTC

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Practically all of them do, you can only limit the damage with these unpredictable events.
It only reduces response times, it does not prevent anything.

2024-08-28 16:12:21 UTC

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2024-08-28 15:08:07 UTC

I pay 60% of my monthly income on rent.
I love existing. 🥰

2024-08-28 14:00:44 UTC

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Mind you I'm not convinced that nostr as a concept is actually viable without big centralized relays essentially operating as their own walled gardens in distinct communities

2024-08-28 13:58:19 UTC

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Fair - but encryption aside: nostr is specifically designed to avoid any P2P aspects.
For better or for worse the relay model is what defines nostr 🤷‍♂️ - we'll see if that pans out.
"It doesn't rely on any trusted central server, hence it is resilient; it is based on cryptographic keys and signatures, so it is tamperproof; **it does not rely on P2P techniques, and therefore it works.**" - https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nostr

2024-08-28 04:37:25 UTC

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absolutely pathetic

2024-08-27 05:45:31 UTC

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Yes.

2024-08-26 19:15:45 UTC

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This is a French peculiarity, not an EU one. They've always been weird about encryption.

2024-08-26 19:04:05 UTC

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Unironically posting garbage from the DailyMail is an interesting indicator of either a) your intelligence or b) malice.

2024-08-26 18:59:42 UTC

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Make tomato sauce and jar it!

2024-08-26 10:46:56 UTC

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Nostr's whole point is that it isn't P2P. Relays are fundamental to that. If your solution is P2P, it's not nostr.
Ideally, relays should not see any plaintext unencrypted content that would make them liable, but idk how that would work.
But yes, currently relays are a liability nightmare.

2024-08-26 08:02:37 UTC

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Only on nostr would I find people unironically calling for a late stage capitalism CEO cabal monstrosity to literally hold the world hostage and present it as a "solution"
#nevent1q…4vgr

2024-08-25 22:50:33 UTC

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My coturn is already setup for nextcloud/REST, so shared secret auth is enabled.
Once you do that, the only format for username/password auth you can use will be turn:timestamp:username:key@hostname:port
The username will necessarily be of the format xxx:yyy in this case.
Classic username:password and REST can't be configured at the same time on coturn

2024-08-25 22:18:46 UTC

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OK, looking at: https://github.com/0xchat-app/0xchat-app-base/blob/ebcc02d8a886c2c9e37a508dffe4d9ead9b7e198/ox_common/lib/model/ice_server_model.dart#L90
They should just let you specify a username and password manually. Their approach is broken if you're using static auth since the username field will be timestamp:username and the password is the key
so it would be formatted as timestamp:username:key which their code won't handle as it expects username:password
blegh

2024-08-25 22:14:07 UTC

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SimpleX isn't the issue, it's 0xchat.

2024-08-25 21:25:38 UTC

anyone know the format for a custom ICE server on 0xchat? It isn't documented.
Presumably I would need to specify the secret in addition to the hostname for TURN; but in what manner? Do I need a duplicate entry for STUN? 🤔
While you're here, what is the difference between SimpleX and 0xchat

2024-08-25 20:15:09 UTC

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Apparently so
You'd have a better chance by actually promoting self sovereignty and bitcoin to democratic bases and hopefully finding a pro bitcoin democratic candidate in the future.
Pandering to the right is useless. Trumpian politics fucked the republican party to the point of no return.

2024-08-23 03:20:19 UTC

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And the author in the original source is...
https://u.today/godfrey-benjamin
"Godfrey Benjamin is an experienced crypto journalist"
Lucifer help me

2024-08-23 00:15:59 UTC

The seed oil "cause of every disease" people are straight up lunatics. No matter how much I purge, my feed is still always peppered by them.

2024-08-22 18:25:59 UTC

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They're spineless. Clown behavior.

2024-08-22 03:30:34 UTC

Playing with Gossip again. I much prefer it to using nostr on the browser. The only thing that comes even close is noStrudel.
I can set much higher PoW settings on Gossip though since it uses all cores/threads 😁

2024-08-22 02:59:18 UTC

The "general public" is incredibly stupid.
I don't see how self-custody in its current state is even feasible for 90% of the population.
We're talking about the same people who would go buy gift cards to pay "the IRS" when someone with an indian accent calls them.
We already see the shitcoin space and how retarded people can be with a) financial decisions but more importantly b) with securing their keys. And that sample of idiots is above average when it comes to tech literacy.
Things like Bitkey that abstract securing the private key away from you are a good first step but even that isn't idiot proof.
Is the average joe doomed to rely on custodians due to their own stupidity? Bitcoin isn't fiat, there is no undo button or a bank to eat the loss.

2024-08-21 04:17:36 UTC

Someone sent me a random (non trivial) amount of Tether on Liquid on a test wallet I was playing with
I never even posted an address
https://c.tenor.com/LfYgloztN2IAAAAd/tenor.gif

2024-08-20 04:51:27 UTC

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Oof
I was just going to play with it since it looked kinda smart how they use bip-85 with the Jade for LN but I'll reconsider 😂

2024-08-20 03:51:30 UTC

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Oh, I thought you actually lost the 400K sats and not just having liquidity issues. Wouldn't you just be able to close the channel onchain anyway?

2024-08-20 03:16:59 UTC

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A Jade appeared with a whole BTC in it.
But it's on Liquid and none of the federation members would let me peg out.
~Ende~

2024-08-20 03:14:46 UTC

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Wait, what's the story behind this? Which wallet?

2024-08-20 00:06:21 UTC

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only if smol pp

2024-08-18 21:26:53 UTC

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Still hoping for a ~20k retest before 2024 ends to stack more bargain sats

2024-08-15 23:33:04 UTC

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depends on payments methods and currency pairs but I've seen anywhere from 3% to much, much higher.
idk though, I have limited experience with it.

2024-08-15 15:29:35 UTC

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While praising another tyrannical government (cough, Russia, cough).
Spineless grifters don't get my support. These vermin have no actual principles.
If you don't support American imperialism, you wouldn't support Russian imperialism, or Chinese authoritarianism, or the Gaza genocide...

2024-08-15 15:26:16 UTC

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Poor inverted somalia
Couldn't even get the star right 😿 😅

2024-08-15 15:24:07 UTC

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If you think I'm retarded for thinking this pls let me know & why

2024-08-15 15:23:04 UTC

Friendly reminder that Aqua is fucking fantastic and you should give it a try: https://aquawallet.io
Also slightly controversial opinion but Liquid+swaps > e-cash for any amount >2000 sats when it comes to usability.
I'd rank things:
Self-custody BTC/LN > Liquid+LN swaps* > e-cash** > custodial LN**
* self-custody but permissioned network - kinda workable for zaps >2k given the new 0.01sat/vb rates.
** no self-custody

2024-08-15 15:15:08 UTC

Can the weather kinda chill I don't have AC here pls
I'm SOGGY. I never thought that term would describe me.

2024-08-15 12:32:58 UTC

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Get yourself a paramotor.

2024-08-14 01:23:14 UTC

Gotta love traditional banking where a correspondent bank that you have zero relation with can casually skim a 60 USD fee on a SWIFT transfer (that took two weeks to arrive) 🥰🥰🥰
If you're wondering... it's a 4 figure sum, peanuts. Madness.

2024-08-13 14:26:24 UTC

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Many thanks to Bert for shipping me a Jade despite some challenges. Shipping to Italy sucks.
EU folk, get your kit from their store: https://bitcoinbrabant.com/en/winkel/
#nevent1q…trrf

2024-08-13 14:23:12 UTC

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I support this as well, despite no guarantees on compliance obviously, a mechanism like this should exist.

2024-08-13 14:21:37 UTC

Man the Blockstream Jade is absolutely tiny! It's so compact that videos don't do it justice.
You don't need to be very brave to smuggle this into certain places 😂🫡

2024-08-13 10:29:31 UTC

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Yessir

2024-08-13 03:00:13 UTC

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Howdy

2024-08-12 19:38:49 UTC

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27.1 is already installed:
https://image.nostr.build/d926fc6b83bc66ae45bd3004b025bbc157b6893e4a9bff266b1a82cf4e1c24d8.png
Last build is 2 months ago to 27.1: https://flathub.org/apps/org.bitcoincore.bitcoin-qt
Why is am I getting an update today...?
https://image.nostr.build/b7c88ba5e1e26d346f09efcea76864b281e4e53ae3a7bc4dcbc4a3dac107301e.png

2024-08-12 19:32:04 UTC

Odd behavior with the bitcoin-core flatpak from flathub - I don't see any new updates or changes to the packaging github.
Version 27.1 currently installed. And yet, today I see that there is a <30 MB update available.. to 27.1 with no possibility to see what changed or what it contains.
Huh?

2024-08-12 19:10:32 UTC

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obviously a lot of people in this space dislike state encroachment and prefer smaller governments, but that isn't reality and will not be your reality in Europe.

2024-08-12 19:08:54 UTC

Opinion from a Non-EU observer:
You know, people shit on the EU a lot due to a lot of their regulations sounding (and well, being) a bit dystopian. But if you look into it without preconceptions, the regulations make sense a lot of the time **as long as** EU institutions are democratically run and reflect the will of the people.
So the solution is simple, be more active in EU elections and EU institutions, make sure you're actively participating and don't just disregard them in favor of local elections. If more EU citizens actually understood the importance and took them as seriously as national elections, the system would work a lot better.
You can't opt out, you're simply silencing yourself.

2024-08-12 19:00:17 UTC

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very odd, their downloads simply point to the github 🤔
perhaps an (unauthorized) good samaritan? suspicious nonetheless.

2024-08-12 15:30:38 UTC

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using nostr private keys to custody bitcoin is probably the most reckless thing you can possible do knowing how people treat their private keys
without safe secs keep the nsec away from your corn

2024-08-12 13:56:20 UTC

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OMAD + ADF is honestly the best lifehack
I spend less time craving food, less money on food, and it is pretty much impossible to pass my calorie limit

2024-08-12 12:39:28 UTC

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I moved most funds through swaps to Liquid. All leftovers with high ppm paths to the swap service back to onchain after closing channels.

2024-08-12 12:35:32 UTC

Slothy lightning node is officially shutdown - scrubbing logs and database. 🫡
Before closing we had 42 channels and 1.86 BTC in capacity.
Thank you to all peers.
https://amboss.space/node/03817596435f25a156da4a89c9dabf2a3e4f9a74418543f3de6b77cab780a473a1

2024-08-12 09:45:05 UTC

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The least companies can do is block access to settlers in illegally occupied territories, but that is difficult to do without blocking Palestinians.

2024-08-11 23:05:06 UTC

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Tried stamping your note and it worked, took a while to confirm but the app didn't crash.

2024-08-11 10:06:48 UTC

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It's regionally dependant. 30C in Qatar is pleasant spring weather. In some European regions it's a risk of death for the elderly. If you're not used to weather extremes / acclimated (hot or cold) you're vulnerable. Construction designed to hold heat and deal with harsh winters adds to this and turns homes into ovens + lack of air-conditioning.

2024-08-11 10:04:30 UTC

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I keep em for the well mannered.

2024-08-11 09:38:46 UTC

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Learn to communicate respectfully, grumpy old man.

2024-08-11 09:26:56 UTC

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Submit a PR or stfu

2024-08-10 11:31:54 UTC

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Insects are am incredibly efficient protein source in terms of protein grams / resources expended to be fair

2024-08-09 18:51:54 UTC

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Agreed. I can't tolerate the taste of any alcoholic beverage anyway... other than vodka/screwdrivers.
So I never really picked up drinking 🤷‍♂️
It's the lamest drug tbh with disproportionate downsides