Tekromancer on Nostr: VICTORY! State Farm: You owe us $800! Me: No I don't. Check your math. SF: Nuh-uh! ...
VICTORY!
State Farm: You owe us $800!
Me: No I don't. Check your math.
SF: Nuh-uh! You owe us $800!
Me: Nope.
Bill collector: SF says you owe them $800.
Me: Your client's on crack. Tell them to check their math.
BC: LO, but nuh-uh! You owe us $800!
Me: Hey California Board of Insurance, tell these jackwagons they're wrong.
CA: *does math* State Farm, you owe them $200.
Me: *prepares to call a bill collector to get my money they owe me*
State Farm: You owe us $800!
Me: No I don't. Check your math.
SF: Nuh-uh! You owe us $800!
Me: Nope.
Bill collector: SF says you owe them $800.
Me: Your client's on crack. Tell them to check their math.
BC: LO, but nuh-uh! You owe us $800!
Me: Hey California Board of Insurance, tell these jackwagons they're wrong.
CA: *does math* State Farm, you owe them $200.
Me: *prepares to call a bill collector to get my money they owe me*