Katja Lutz ~ katywings on Nostr: Trump: Bitcoin will become the national currency and we will forbid all CBDCs 🎉! ...
Trump: Bitcoin will become the national currency and we will forbid all CBDCs 🎉!
Bitcoin Maxis: YEEES! 🤑💸
Trump: We will also buy enough Bitcoins to gain full control over the blockchain.
Bitcoin Maxis: Okay I guess 🤔
Trump: You will have to list all of your Bitcoin wallets on your tax declaration.
Bitcoin Maxis: Yes...?
Trump: If you make a transaction to a wallet that is not registered in the tax registry, we will figure that out and you must provide us the contact details of said wallet or you will face harsh consequences.
Bitcoin Maxis: Ehmm, wait what 😳?
Trump: You'll love Bitcoin, or we will make you love it.
Bitcoin Maxis: Now this is getting kinda weird.
Trump: Early Bitcoin adopters will pay extra taxes, as a way to balance out their undeserved yields.
Bitcoin Maxis: What the f 🤯🤬
Bitcoin Maxis: YEEES! 🤑💸
Trump: We will also buy enough Bitcoins to gain full control over the blockchain.
Bitcoin Maxis: Okay I guess 🤔
Trump: You will have to list all of your Bitcoin wallets on your tax declaration.
Bitcoin Maxis: Yes...?
Trump: If you make a transaction to a wallet that is not registered in the tax registry, we will figure that out and you must provide us the contact details of said wallet or you will face harsh consequences.
Bitcoin Maxis: Ehmm, wait what 😳?
Trump: You'll love Bitcoin, or we will make you love it.
Bitcoin Maxis: Now this is getting kinda weird.
Trump: Early Bitcoin adopters will pay extra taxes, as a way to balance out their undeserved yields.
Bitcoin Maxis: What the f 🤯🤬