plantimals on Nostr: "This is my npub. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My npub is my best ...

"This is my npub. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My npub is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my npub is useless. Without my npub, I am useless. I must use my npub to establish true identity. I must sign more securely than my enemy who is trying to disrupt me. I must shitpost him before he shitposts me. I will ...

My npub and I know that what counts in war is not the events we sign, the relays we submit to, nor the tags we use. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...

My npub is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its hex encoding, its subkeys, its profile event and its relay list metadata event. I will keep my npub clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My npub and I are the defenders of my property. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory for the sovereign individuals of the world and there is no enemy, but peace!"