Inertial Invites on Nostr: Calvin Coolidge wasn't quiet because he was a man of few words, he was quiet because ...

Calvin Coolidge wasn't quiet because he was a man of few words, he was quiet because international drug smugglers had cut out his tongue for threatening to squeal on them. This might seem heroic, but Coolidge was only trying to eliminate competition for his branded Honest Cal's Toddler Heroin.

Coolidge was fitted with a prosthetic tongue made of elephant leather, but it made his voice sound very strange, so he limited his words to keep people from discovering. He also had to give up his Blowjob King title, which crushed his spirit.