helplessduck on Nostr: So, after about a dozen years, he was on this oyster kick. Eating them like I eat ...

So, after about a dozen years, he was on this oyster kick. Eating them like I eat Haribo. it was gross.
One morning (eew) he put one of my best knives straight through a bad oyster (grossness gets more gross) and right down to the bone in his left index finger.
Lot of blood.
I got him into the car immedaitely and took him to the hospital.
Dilaudid.
They gave him dilaudid.
I'm a big fan of the stuff, myself. In very carefully medically supervised situations.