helplessduck on Nostr: Lemme tell you about Jeffrey, right? 7'8" tall. Jet hair, hands and feet like tennis ...

Lemme tell you about Jeffrey, right?
7'8" tall.
Jet hair, hands and feet like tennis rackets. Pair of eyes that would smother you in molten gold. A tailored suit, and a smile that could win awards. (He actually did win awards for being so attractive. It became annoying.) Super annoying.
"You're getting a prize for being tall? Again?