Inertial Invites on Nostr: William Howard Taft is always derided as the fattest president, but he was actually ...

William Howard Taft is always derided as the fattest president, but he was actually the skinniest president, he just had a rare condition which distorted spacetime around him. He was also dynamite in the sack. He literally charged for mustache rides during his tenure as Supreme Court justice. That's actually the origin of the bawdy t-shirt slogan.