Christi Junior on Nostr: At this point the Osaka bandwagon was truly taking off, and just in time too, because ...
At this point the Osaka bandwagon was truly taking off, and just in time too, because in the semifinals Osaka was facing off against Senko, who had utterly obliterated all her opponents until now and was looking truly unstoppable. However, while the numbers seemingly left no room for doubt about Senko’s upcoming triumph, I couldn’t help but feel that Meme Magic could end up trumping Math – and sure enough, Osaka withstood Senko’s early onslaught shockingly well, and with the Fox Loli’s aura of invincibility suddenly gone, we got just the kind of tight, competitive match that always seemed to go Osaka’s way, especially with Fash-E mobilizing all his friends and followers to help out Osaker.
By now, Osaka had become something more than just a popular anime girl – she was a Nazi Timelord who had shaped our very history since the dawn of man, she was Meme Magic incarnate, she was the bringer of Chaos, she was on a divine mission to beach a Racist fat whale who had once made fun of her. Simply put, Osaka now transcended the #BestAnimeGirlTourney, which was why she was in the end capable of besting the unbelievably powerful Senko by as much as 11 votes.
Now, given how Senko had for 3 straight matches outperformed fellow Fluffy Tail and second tourney finalist Holo, Osaka’s win over the Fox should have all but guaranteed her a relatively uneventful coronation – but since Osaka seems physically incapable of delivering a boring match, we instead saw her get ROCKED early on by Holo, like a Goku (another extremely successful underdog retard) who’d suddenly run out of Super Saiyan juice and become depowered at the worst possible moment during a fight. Was Fedi, which had so embraced Osaka when she seemed a hopeless cause, now turning against her when everyone was sure that she would actually win it all?
Nope! Osaka came back strong, quickly going even with Holo, eventually taking the leading, and with just 1 hour left of the final she was ahead by a whole 8 votes, having essentially killed the match – BUT WAIT! Just to ensure that this tournament ended in the most dramatic way possible, with the greatest final of all time, Holo made a late monster push and managed to erase Osaka’s entire lead! In the end, the match finished with the winner undecided, a recount had to be carried out – and OF COURSE Osaka won, and by just 1 vote. AND we got to finish it all with some major controversy, as a Holo-vote that would have tied the match arrived just a few minutes too late. There are no words…
What can you even say about such a run? It’s one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen online, that’s for sure – I’d compare it to L-Block from Tetris once winning a GameFAQs Character Battle, that too was an pure Meme pick with major oldfag cred that caught fire in the middle of the tournament and ended up becoming a true Godslayer. I previously also compared Osaka to the Greek soccer team during the Euro 2004 tournament – but there was actually another comparison that’s even more fitting, namely Denmark during 1992, ANOTHER ridiculously unlikely Euro champion. Why is Denmark the better comparison? Because Denmark shouldn’t even have been allowed to participate in the tournament they ended up winning in the first place! Denmark initially failed to qualify, but ended up being brought in to replace Yugoslavia, after that country collapsed due to a major case of Diversity Is Our Strength. Now THAT’S some lucky bullshit worthy of Osaker herself!
In the end, while she wasn’t even close to my favorite girl in this tournament, Osaka came to absolutely DEFINE this whole event and ensured that it both began, and ended, with a bang. Retards Rise Up!
By now, Osaka had become something more than just a popular anime girl – she was a Nazi Timelord who had shaped our very history since the dawn of man, she was Meme Magic incarnate, she was the bringer of Chaos, she was on a divine mission to beach a Racist fat whale who had once made fun of her. Simply put, Osaka now transcended the #BestAnimeGirlTourney, which was why she was in the end capable of besting the unbelievably powerful Senko by as much as 11 votes.
Now, given how Senko had for 3 straight matches outperformed fellow Fluffy Tail and second tourney finalist Holo, Osaka’s win over the Fox should have all but guaranteed her a relatively uneventful coronation – but since Osaka seems physically incapable of delivering a boring match, we instead saw her get ROCKED early on by Holo, like a Goku (another extremely successful underdog retard) who’d suddenly run out of Super Saiyan juice and become depowered at the worst possible moment during a fight. Was Fedi, which had so embraced Osaka when she seemed a hopeless cause, now turning against her when everyone was sure that she would actually win it all?
Nope! Osaka came back strong, quickly going even with Holo, eventually taking the leading, and with just 1 hour left of the final she was ahead by a whole 8 votes, having essentially killed the match – BUT WAIT! Just to ensure that this tournament ended in the most dramatic way possible, with the greatest final of all time, Holo made a late monster push and managed to erase Osaka’s entire lead! In the end, the match finished with the winner undecided, a recount had to be carried out – and OF COURSE Osaka won, and by just 1 vote. AND we got to finish it all with some major controversy, as a Holo-vote that would have tied the match arrived just a few minutes too late. There are no words…
What can you even say about such a run? It’s one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen online, that’s for sure – I’d compare it to L-Block from Tetris once winning a GameFAQs Character Battle, that too was an pure Meme pick with major oldfag cred that caught fire in the middle of the tournament and ended up becoming a true Godslayer. I previously also compared Osaka to the Greek soccer team during the Euro 2004 tournament – but there was actually another comparison that’s even more fitting, namely Denmark during 1992, ANOTHER ridiculously unlikely Euro champion. Why is Denmark the better comparison? Because Denmark shouldn’t even have been allowed to participate in the tournament they ended up winning in the first place! Denmark initially failed to qualify, but ended up being brought in to replace Yugoslavia, after that country collapsed due to a major case of Diversity Is Our Strength. Now THAT’S some lucky bullshit worthy of Osaker herself!
In the end, while she wasn’t even close to my favorite girl in this tournament, Osaka came to absolutely DEFINE this whole event and ensured that it both began, and ended, with a bang. Retards Rise Up!