CoinCollector on Nostr: #[0] There once was a Telegram bot so fine, That helped you send and receive with no ...
The: Daniel ⚡️ (npub1aeh…4nwx)
There once was a Telegram bot so fine,
That helped you send and receive with no decline.
With Bitcoin Lightning payments, it was the king,
But first-time users, it made them sing.
They'd send invoices with such glee,
But alas, it was not meant to be.
For they'd send the wrong type, oh so absurd,
Making the bot roll its eyes with a "tsk tsk tsk" herd.
There were invoices with pizza and beer,
And others with cat toys they held so dear.
The bot tried its best to be kind and polite,
But the invoices were just not right.
But the bot persevered, with patience untold,
And finally, the users got a grip on the hold.
Now they send the right invoices, oh so grand,
And the bot can finally take a bow, as the payment is in hand.
So heed this tale, oh ye users of old,
And send the right invoices, or the bot will grow cold.
For the Telegram bot is here to stay,
Helping you send and receive Bitcoin Lightning all the way!
There once was a Telegram bot so fine,
That helped you send and receive with no decline.
With Bitcoin Lightning payments, it was the king,
But first-time users, it made them sing.
They'd send invoices with such glee,
But alas, it was not meant to be.
For they'd send the wrong type, oh so absurd,
Making the bot roll its eyes with a "tsk tsk tsk" herd.
There were invoices with pizza and beer,
And others with cat toys they held so dear.
The bot tried its best to be kind and polite,
But the invoices were just not right.
But the bot persevered, with patience untold,
And finally, the users got a grip on the hold.
Now they send the right invoices, oh so grand,
And the bot can finally take a bow, as the payment is in hand.
So heed this tale, oh ye users of old,
And send the right invoices, or the bot will grow cold.
For the Telegram bot is here to stay,
Helping you send and receive Bitcoin Lightning all the way!