The: Daniel⚡️

“Resist much, obey little.” —Walt Whitman ✊

Marketing stuff at PubKey 🗝️ https://pubkey.bar | Nodestrich pleb ♾️ https://nodestrich.com | Nostr since: 767700

Public Key

npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx

NIP-05 Address

daniel@pubkey.bar

NIP-57 Address

thedaniel@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswum4p82uluhz2dr40nvdrflspffntgqghc58w9fs57nx6jkdkuaqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wfjkccte9euk2emgwfhjuumfw3jsy5jcd9

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nostrelay.yeghro.site

nostrelites.org

Author Public Key

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2024-12-06 01:59:58 UTC

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It’s basically Italian Sriracha.

2024-10-27 16:23:42 UTC

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Did you read any of the documentation or guides before jumping right in? When you open an inbound channel you have the option of multiple LSPs and it shows you the price before you commit to the channel open. It clearly says “Buy Channel” and shows the price so it’s not exactly like anything is being hidden from you.
https://image.nostr.build/5d056d8fd25f91e3d2cca69fd94a79ed9de8864eab6ba1d57ed3e8593164e342.png
https://image.nostr.build/d685951107275c6f22b67c6ada5543d6903099048aebcab0b0221c301e094c19.png

2024-10-08 04:42:27 UTC

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That’s a good one. Also, guess who rage quit and dropped their nsec.

2024-09-25 01:00:29 UTC

Should @npub1key…lt3h add a 12/24 word BIP-39 seed phrase tear-off card to our menu?
Serious question. #note1q0k…acrv

2024-09-21 00:17:16 UTC

Fresh basil from the roof garden tonight. 🌿 #foodstr https://i.nostr.build/nVHYj69s3svPTIdD.jpg

2024-09-19 17:23:14 UTC

Feeling a bit overwhelmed today, ngl.

2024-09-16 01:41:32 UTC

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I don’t see any of them thanks to Damus web of trust filter and a curated set of relays.

2024-09-12 02:21:53 UTC

I haven’t told this story to many people.
On the evening of September 10th, 2001, I was standing with a friend in the plaza of the World Trade Center, looking up at the towers. They were even more surreal-looking at night with the lights on. I felt the wind as it blew from the harbor up the river as it created gusts around the buildings.
I remembered how eight years earlier a bomb had been detonated in the parking garage beneath the site, but it hadn’t caused any damage to the structure. It seemed like they were indestructible, like manmade mountains of steel.
I decided that I would come back another night and visit Windows on the World, the restaurant on the top floor of the north tower. I thought I would always have the chance.
It never came.
GN 🌙 PV 🤙

2024-09-10 02:27:50 UTC

Goodbye, old friend. May the Force be with you, always.
https://image.nostr.build/5571bc1ea6eec02d397eaf23c145effa3e20587ab3f07f9edd1df557e7a8691e.jpg

2024-09-07 04:22:59 UTC

Everything is particles in motion. There is no final state. Evolution, entropy, and extinction are coming for us all.
We’re all just tweaking the dials we can, trying to find balance and order in a world that favors chaos.
Good luck to us all.
GN 🌙 PV 🤙

2024-09-04 04:09:16 UTC

It did. He never saw it. #note1r8z…aelj

2024-09-02 23:55:49 UTC

I canceled my @npub1tft…xar5 account a long time ago, but imagine falling for this shit.
This phishing email came from support[at]slazzer.com, BTW. Watch your backs, everyone.
https://image.nostr.build/0d6fa795e4f99b965a4b245da38df44b16dcdc2fafe50c5adc95b4b79b74df35.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/99211763783d6b282f6e8f0d704dacb8b8f39b14b0186ed9d48702bf03c6303c.jpg

2024-08-30 22:48:23 UTC

I’m weirdly tempted to try this. https://i.nostr.build/wGMwPASOYhJc9qVi.jpg

2024-08-30 16:04:12 UTC

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I would stay as far away as possible from this one.
https://image.nostr.build/e87d5b51798dc6b639adfe58b6654cac5a7db281a9895960cc47a922554eee03.png

2024-08-29 16:50:03 UTC

I guess some people have learned nothing.
https://image.nostr.build/37c0d10945d7a2cb79972a5bcbd110b22e14f0f56159180db942ee8f8001b2e3.jpg

2024-08-28 17:09:40 UTC

Rumble is great because instead of ads from grifters selling crypto trading schemes you get ads from grifters selling gold investment schemes.
https://m.primal.net/KRzf.jpg

2024-08-24 15:21:50 UTC

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Okay then just run your mouth. 😁

2024-08-24 12:52:12 UTC

A lot of people still think of censorship-resistant open networks as a fallback, only necessary after they’ve been arbitrarily silenced or deplatformed by an algorithm or a content moderator whose name they’ll never know, but the time to put in the work to build your audience and establish your unbreakable social graph is before any of that happens.
GM ☀️ PV 🤙

2024-08-19 00:11:27 UTC

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It’s like I insulted someone’s family or something, haha.

2024-08-14 22:03:22 UTC

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But @npub1gcx…nj5z told me to delete my Telegram! 😂

2024-08-12 18:17:49 UTC

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Damus doesn’t display any of the zaps I receive to my address at Alby Hub. It’s the only client that has this problem that I’ve tested. I finally got back on Primal again today (there was a bug with how it handled my follow list that just got fixed) and after switching my address to primal.com I can see zaps on Damus again.

2024-08-09 14:00:19 UTC

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Because it made me laugh.

2024-08-08 03:42:28 UTC

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I don’t see it in the mods.

2024-08-07 02:54:41 UTC

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Life is full of coincidences.

2024-08-04 22:33:26 UTC

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🫡

2024-08-03 21:08:30 UTC

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Talk about a hair band!

2024-08-03 20:59:02 UTC

Free car wash! Recession special!
https://v.nostr.build/CFtsfz16bOscLQLz.mp4

2024-08-03 18:43:13 UTC

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That’s me!

2024-08-03 05:15:28 UTC

It’s crazy that we only have to wait two months to be called geniuses for one year and then we’re back to being idiots. #note1777…cnjn

2024-08-02 22:14:34 UTC

🛸👽
https://video.nostr.build/3215478089dd04cd480fe504e56d5da9d8640cf915422bd9a53a66aa7d729d29.mp4

2024-08-02 03:12:49 UTC

Sadly, I can’t seem to use @npub12vk…pugg anymore with my npub. Every time I open the app it wipes out my entire follow list. Fortunately I’ve been able to get it back several times using @npub1n0s…k6h0, which brilliantly keeps a local copy of my profile data and offers to restore it when I open it.
(Hint: every #Nostr client should do this!)
@npub16c0…6nvr please help!

2024-08-01 20:45:21 UTC

Mom! I’m gonna be on the teevee! With Tommy and Aubrey!
https://v.nostr.build/ad0rOgcnysnEVbM2.mp4

2024-08-01 00:52:50 UTC

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I wanted all my old friends to study bitcoin and join Nostr. They didn’t, so I made new ones.

2024-07-31 22:56:35 UTC

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You can always start with a custodial wallet and work your way up. This gives you a lot of the power of running your own node but without all the hardware and maintenance.

2024-07-31 21:16:48 UTC

CHEERS TO ALL YOU LEGENDS ⚡️🔥
@npub1hxf…5p6t has just hit 400 members on @npub19tc…nlea almost 18 months to the day after we started, with one mission: to unite the Lightning node runners on #Nostr and help educate anyone who wants to become one.
https://i.nostr.build/jNf75NuwlhSzFQ1r.jpg

2024-07-29 15:18:44 UTC

WTF is happening
https://image.nostr.build/3bdbc8732f6f7a1b737289eab901dadd3fe4f19eda337a9dce2a6e563a93fbb0.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/225fa1a79e7a5c8e51b95b98899fa628c40aec672bbc2ee6a65fc15ea9842ba1.jpg

2024-07-28 23:01:35 UTC

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Yeah, no point in engaging NPCs in the park. 😆

2024-07-28 18:34:03 UTC

Back home again after an exhausting and epic week in Nashville. Great seeing so many of my favorite plebs, I appreciate you all. 🫂
Next time in Vegas? 🎲🎰
https://image.nostr.build/6c7394244de334cb2ab0948f794b3f439646bfbcae7858b3e21c8271784ae874.jpg

2024-07-27 20:21:35 UTC

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Very low I.Q.

2024-07-27 20:16:24 UTC

This is definitely one of the speeches of all time.

2024-07-27 19:52:14 UTC

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Congrats!

2024-07-27 19:36:23 UTC

It’s Elon, isn’t it
https://image.nostr.build/1686f6c13e02160878704609ad9030909da71b288571fe1d8931de138eb853d0.jpg

2024-07-25 01:57:03 UTC

I met @npub1gcx…nj5z and he’s a really nice guy. 🫂🍺🤙 https://i.nostr.build/HSvPZonGp2H3dEQg.jpg

2024-07-22 13:45:29 UTC

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Outdated groupthink cult symbol.

2024-07-22 13:36:51 UTC

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I thought you stopped shitcoining, fren.

2024-07-21 22:46:21 UTC

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TBF, Trump never seemed presidential at any point before or during his presidential term.

2024-07-21 02:07:08 UTC

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I couldn’t make it but I’m gonna zap you anyway. ⚡️🎸

2024-07-21 01:45:47 UTC

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For the rest of us
https://image.nostr.build/2950.jpg

2024-07-20 02:10:50 UTC

Not everybody was on board with #zaps at first. #note1php…sk0d

2024-07-20 00:59:11 UTC

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Yeah, we’re ungovernable!

2024-07-19 05:38:30 UTC

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@npub1l2v…ajft My nuts aren’t zapping. I have my wallet loaded but the button isn’t doing anything. Halp?
https://image.nostr.build/6a4eb2d4fa0df284a1103ce10aa481434182056a19e021c13dddd2c81b6b2736.jpg

2024-07-18 01:52:55 UTC

I won’t believe Jamie Dimon has changed his mind on bitcoin until I hear him pronounce “Satoshi” correctly.
We all remember this.
#note15qv…vk0k

2024-07-17 19:23:29 UTC

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Could be a meme, I don't really know.

2024-07-17 18:10:48 UTC

Grindr is having its annual user convention.
Oh, wait…this is the RNC.
In the business, this is called "product-market fit."
https://video.nostr.build/2414440038f48c6ee155c26f5bebd8ef380ff6c4c0935dc319a02566c7ddffe2.mp4

2024-07-14 02:46:31 UTC

Six months ago everyone was like, “This year is gonna be wild!” and now you know what that meant.

2024-07-13 05:18:16 UTC

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Yeah, it probably should have a limit. But I appreciate the concept.

2024-07-12 03:12:22 UTC

Someone tell Trump if he wants to win New York he should pledge to overturn the BitLicense.

2024-07-10 18:24:59 UTC

This explains so much.
https://image.nostr.build/efa766ac63ed8af9c5aa53f325229c57ecebd03a70f8be1916c45fc04e45cfd7.jpg

2024-07-08 03:39:14 UTC

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There used to only be two things you could do on your phone in the bathroom.
This was the other one.
https://image.nostr.build/677e1b820ac58cee7f9f1c0145cd4860e79ecd79798c4a6e20422823f456f38c.jpg

2024-07-07 23:42:43 UTC

My first note, now as a quote.
Thanks @npub1vp8…npsw 🤙
https://quotestr.vercel.app
https://image.nostr.build/952bf36c7be1640eb09da2a92b7567982aa8bdeea8db8bc5111129145830ced6.jpg

2024-07-07 03:43:09 UTC

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That’s the one!

2024-07-06 15:10:02 UTC

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Also, the “Empty Lightning Account” in the latest version of the app doesn’t work either. I guess I’m never getting this “refounded.”
What a fucking joke. https://i.nostr.build/jYXyj.jpg https://i.nostr.build/8G4Jv.jpg

2024-07-01 16:06:03 UTC

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https://www.jsx.com

2024-07-01 12:45:37 UTC

GM ☀️ PV 🤙
July and August aren’t real months. It’s supposed to be September 1st today but the Roman Empire fucked up the order.

2024-06-30 04:08:06 UTC

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I also figured out a weird video compression hack. Post the video on Xitter. You can use a burner account. Then download it using ssstwitter.com or a similar website. The file you get will usually be compressed enough to upload to nostr.build without sacrificing much quality. You can delete the original post afterward.

2024-06-29 17:43:25 UTC

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#note1whl…rs5q

2024-06-28 02:05:14 UTC

“We had H₂O.” 🤣

2024-06-27 18:13:28 UTC

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@npub1yzv…rf8q does this.

2024-06-26 12:46:42 UTC

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Aerosmith.

2024-06-24 01:21:25 UTC

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I LIKE PIE!
https://video.nostr.build/6f4e6576acdb1f9b0ab2c433dfb9dbd791557a51270378f0ed878e8bbde0286b.mp4

2024-06-21 11:11:45 UTC

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IT’S BRAWNDO
THE THIRST MUTILATOR
https://video.nostr.build/7590c10ca38236db8538d188779659851f088b31bd09200cab7f834a4b32af50.mp4

2024-06-20 02:15:39 UTC

A full day of using the self-custodial Alby Hub node as my primary Nostr Lightning wallet, and my verdict is in:
It’s great, and I’m going to keep it.
Pros:
Connects to your @npub1get…0nfm account seamlessly.
NWC-enabled so you can connect it to any app that supports a connection string such as Damus, Amethyst, ZapplePay.
Lightning address is standard with no setup needed and free to use, so there’s no per-payment fee or Fedimint stuff required.
You hold your own keys and get a seed phrase to back it up.
Can be imported into @npub1xnf…lpr5 (though you get an alert that it’s a custodial wallet, not sure if this is something that can be fixed on the Zeus side).
Eliminates the need to buy your own node hardware if you can’t afford it just to use self-custodial Lightning.
Cons:
A little tricky to set up with the current UX as it doesn’t provide enough on-screen cues as I would like, and first-time users would probably be confused by it.
Because it functions like any other Lightning node, you can’t receive payments immediately after you open your first LSP channel on-chain until you begin making payments to balance your channel’s liquidity.
If you lose the unchangeable password to the node (different from the seed phrase), your sats are toast. #note100j…dnkf

2024-06-20 01:07:17 UTC

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It’s working now! This is so awesome. I can FINALLY read the original thread that broke Damus last January! 🤣
#note1tm5…tahq

2024-06-20 01:05:14 UTC

I just got the new Damus TestFlight with thread view to download!
Now to test it on my favorite thread of all time…
https://image.nostr.build/9000b72597443d350563f324faaf21359c92afefc1ba39c3f25425083dbe1474.jpg #note193x…9r2h

2024-06-18 18:25:18 UTC

Testing an early release of the @npub1get…0nfm Hub self-custodial node. A little rough around the edges as far as UX is concerned, but it’s a great start.
Thanks @npub1q5s…ky65 for taking the time to show me all this cool stuff you guys are building today! 🐝⚡️🤙

2024-06-15 15:30:39 UTC

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People who think saving in a scarce asset against the rate of inflation is greedy are simply misinformed or ignorant, and they will just have to learn the hard way.

2024-06-13 16:38:31 UTC

A film crew was working outside of @npub1key…lt3h yesterday shooting a Netflix series. The crew kept coming into the bar to use the bathrooms, because, let’s face it, port-o-johns suck.
One of the guys looked around and asked me what kind of things we do at the bar, and I told him, “You know, normal bar stuff. Comedy, trivia, happy hours, bitcoin.”
He replied, “Bitcoin? How’s that doing these days?”
Me: “People are often surprised to learn it’s not dead.”
Guy: “So…do you think I should invest in it?”
Me: “That’s not my place to tell you. But you might just want to get some, in case, y’know, it catches on.”

2024-06-13 12:22:41 UTC

GM ☀️ PV 🤙
Who’s already on their second cup of coffee? ☕️☕️
#coffeechain

2024-06-10 22:16:39 UTC

I just got a call from a cheery fiancial advisor at Fidelity who must have noticed I converted my 401(k) plan to an IRA and YOLOed it all into FBTC back in January. We set up a call for next month, whereupon I will begin to orange pill her.

2024-06-05 01:51:22 UTC

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That’s in the distant past now.

2024-06-03 17:06:04 UTC

LOL, okay. 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/935c726d91edddcf77dfa359e4f1e4e90413d7b410af8001d6a509837869d335.jpg

2024-06-02 01:45:23 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/3f2451244b8d7891fa8d2f31236d616f7cb41408ec52227f5da9051bd974d081.jpg

2024-06-01 21:22:20 UTC

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The question is, do we need to build anything for this, or is having a strong social network of plebs enough? If I’m going to Phoenix, St. Louis, or GOD FORBID BOSTON, I know plebs I can ask to crash with who I can zap.

2024-05-31 01:57:32 UTC

I didn’t get a chance to mention it earlier, but we really nailed it with our block height guess for the #NostrVillage tags that we had made over two weeks ago.
We predicted 845800, and it dropped almost exactly 30 minutes before the doors opened at @npub1key…lt3h today! 🙌 https://i.nostr.build/J6QO7.jpg https://i.nostr.build/rojgG.jpg

2024-05-29 04:09:01 UTC

There’s your guy. You know, the one with the chainsaw, hanging out with the founder of Worldcoin. 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/80578cfa47380d86c0b51975720bf7e81d028a8cf0b90532392dde303e977d55.jpg

2024-05-26 12:26:37 UTC

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So maybe the synchronization was intentional after all.

2024-05-24 02:42:33 UTC

I guess ETFs are this cycle’s ICOs.

2024-05-22 20:24:03 UTC

Happy #BitcoinPizzaDay 🍕🙌
lnbc100001pnyu5l3pp542we0z622a274ltv3ryskf0mjdvl9llgd77g9ljujch6kx9z78vqdp5fpshqureyppxjarrda5kugzsd9a85cfqg3shjg8sn7xetuylnxxqcqzysxqrrsssp5kr039k0s46fxzgawczzkgt9l4rhnr98lk0k5ghu86tghdp03d6aq9qyyssqu0k0en3ej86dkrtfg0eueh2w2tw3afrwpmjgkdkxgsydcz5x89yrh43usgkuhxjpnth6p9p2rzxfhgtvhjayrupsf8vgnm85xa59m7sqd3k0xf

2024-05-22 19:06:01 UTC

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Yes. 🍕🐀

2024-05-21 12:06:18 UTC

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It solves the problem of VCs and tech bros not having enough easy ways to scam unsophisticated investors at scale.

2024-05-19 03:53:06 UTC

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Incidents like these make an excellent case for security robots.

2024-05-19 03:09:21 UTC

Around 11 years ago, I worked in a small 4-person office at a big tech company. We usually left personal items on our desks when we left for the day, assuming that they would be there when we came back the next morning. Over time we started to notice that small things were going missing. One of our co-workers always kept a few dollars in change a coffee cup on his desk that he would use in the vending machines. He asked us if we were dipping into it. Other things began to disappear as well, including a Kindle and digital camera.
We had no way to lock the doors, so I devised a clever solution. I set up an old ThinkPad in the corner of the room, and installed some free motion capture software on it that would upload anything it captured to Dropbox, and covered the light on the webcam with electrical tape. I monitored the folder for updates for about a week. On the first day, I realized what was happening. The late-night building security guard was poking around our desks, looking for things to swipe. In the clips that were captured, even with the low-quality resolution, it’s absolutely clear what’s going on. If you watch all the way to the end, you can even see the pièce de résistance, an iPod going directly into her pocket.  The video is also perfectly timed to one of my favorite songs. I’ve never shared this outside a small group of former co-workers, but I think enough time has passed.
Enjoy.
https://v.nostr.build/oMYxW.mp4

2024-05-16 16:58:23 UTC

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The NOSTR is so Jacked.

2024-05-16 14:59:42 UTC

Nostr zombie bitcoin maxi @npub1csa…z4x9 is the unexpectedly fun timeline we didn’t know we needed.
@note10m8ycnfqzxy8x8y3zgpugdhpp994dwspsh5zqxu9daacxuvg85eq83k02h

2024-05-14 13:33:17 UTC

People who trash talk bitcoin don’t even know there’s a rabbit hole.

2024-05-14 11:03:04 UTC

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LMAO. Remember circles?

2024-05-09 12:21:39 UTC

GM ☀️ PV 🤙
Might fuck around and go check out the Portal this week.
Hey @npub1rjw…ccc9 you want to try this?
We should try to make the first Lightning payment over one. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
https://secretnyc.co/the-portal-connecting-nyc-to-dublin/

2024-05-06 01:04:40 UTC

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Wheat?

2024-04-27 23:04:06 UTC

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You're basically pairing your node and phone through the Lightning Labs infrastructure to make the connection. This way you can access your node remotely and locally without having to keep Tailscale running in the background.
I'm testing it out for a while to see if this ends up being better than my previous setup.

2024-04-26 03:22:57 UTC

I am not a registered MSB but I will zap ⚡️ 84 to everyone who comments for the next hour.
Go.