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I no longer accept follows from anon accounts. Nothing personal. But if you insist, we will do a captcha where you dance to Macarena. 🤣

impatient. potty mouthed. sometimes kind. never nice. highly opinionated. laughs at things I am not meant to. jokes about everything and that might end up being my own downfall lol

I am trying to make the world a little better than when I arrived. Works in infosec by day. Into pc gaming, watercolour painting and cycling I find solace in the pages of a good book and the company of my dog, Heidi, whose antics fuel my repertoire of dad jokes. Join me on this eclectic journey where tech meets politics, art and humour.