Samvega

I used to think I could help make the world better, but now I just try to cope with most people not seeming to care (by being a squirrel).

Profile pic is a squirrel in a hat.
Header image is an enby pride flag (four bands of colour: top yellow, then white, then purple, then black), with an asexual heart within it (top black, then grey, then white, then purple).

So, you're writing anecdotes in the style of Daniil Kharms.: Yes, all the time, and you can't stop me. [#CopyKharms](https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CopyKharms )
How do you plagiarise with such tedious regularity?: I use [#WriteMonkey](https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/WriteMonkey ). I also use https://mechvibes.com for clicky noises.
Plagiarism is bad, right?: What, wait, when did this happen?
Anything else I can despise you for?: I also write leaden and unartful [#ProsePoetry](https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/ProsePoetry ).