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Last Notes

2025-05-23 23:02:05 UTC

https://relay.utxo.one/0567b46a4da15a36ae02605f69c6b552d7e7d984907cc9184df46c11afa60135.mp4

2025-05-23 18:04:45 UTC

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Stick to it sir I'm gonna chirp you if you don't keep posting

2025-05-23 14:06:24 UTC

Guns are cool but have you tried medicine ball slams?
https://relay.utxo.one/e0caed57428ac421ffed0096b1803abdaeb0968945de6e3be54cb66b4f9b7851.mp4

2025-05-23 12:40:36 UTC

For Transparency:
Yesterday I asked OpenSats to close my grant for https://algo.utxo.one/ 6 months early.
Two primary reasons:
1 - AI helped me build the features I wanted much faster than I planned last year
2 - After almost a year of being live, barely any clients have adopted it
Project is not abandoned or relay will remain online for the few clients that are using it.
I believe this is the more honorable route than continuing to take money that many of you have donated.
That said I have a very exciting NWC project underway that I hope will be funded (Bitvora Commerce), more details to come!

2025-05-23 12:22:31 UTC

@nprofile…6qqk has reported over 10,000 liquidations over 1 BTC since 870,000

2025-05-22 15:35:08 UTC

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Supper for your girl tonight amirite

2025-05-22 12:33:48 UTC

Please support a local small pizzeria 🙏
Big chains are shitcoins

2025-05-21 01:20:04 UTC

I would invest in a car company committed to making all mechanical cars, zero electronics
The opposite of a Tesla

2025-05-20 21:38:44 UTC

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It's to draw moisture out to get a deeper crust

2025-05-20 21:13:17 UTC

Incoming
https://relay.utxo.one/a73e5ea28bd01f8204481613e18f01dc511133f47502cff19d682ceeeae23f21.jpg

2025-05-20 15:04:24 UTC

Huge shout-out to @nprofile…0p5w for building up haven, if you use our relay you should zap him bigly

2025-05-19 23:55:08 UTC

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Yes pls

2025-05-19 12:52:13 UTC

Bitcoin is so boring to talk about we now argue about filtering spam that doesn't exist on an empty mempool and renaming Sats to Bitcoin as if that will change how NPCs think
I'm gonna just pivot to memes and food, these discussions are lame af

2025-05-18 23:30:13 UTC

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More IRS agents to track $600 transactions

2025-05-16 01:09:45 UTC

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Wow so you're old too

2025-05-16 00:32:54 UTC

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You are being judged harshly right now

2025-05-15 23:09:25 UTC

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I'm gonna have the sexiest lawn make all the dads jealous

2025-05-15 23:07:03 UTC

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Grab the pencil and carefully try to rewind it

2025-05-15 23:03:33 UTC

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Low key way to say this was a user error eh

2025-05-15 22:56:52 UTC

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I'm gonna vibe mow the lawn

2025-05-15 22:51:57 UTC

So now that I'm a home owner I guess I have to buy things like a lawn mower and a sprinkler and stuff? I don't know what im doing

2025-05-15 22:16:41 UTC

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So sick!!

2025-05-15 22:15:32 UTC

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All seasons will never brake as well as true winter tires, could save your life!

2025-05-15 21:50:42 UTC

Summer tires back on the car 😎
Do Americans buy snow tires in the winter?

2025-05-15 21:16:19 UTC

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I heard Coinbase is a good place to do kyc and buy xrps

2025-05-15 21:12:11 UTC

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It used to be about torture and blowing up servers, we've lost our way

2025-05-15 21:10:12 UTC

https://relay.utxo.one/326be7f6b108b31e5b61ef8275a4e2c2fbdd11b2ab4fa6fad7063d472dd484b6.jpg

2025-05-15 21:01:54 UTC

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Mine is way higher but the site doesn't use outbox smh

2025-05-15 21:00:58 UTC

My NWC stack for #zapathon is @nprofile…9xu6 x @nprofile…ce0y x @nprofile…970s
https://relay.utxo.one/d0c01d44f16c6939c9e3000602c68f8baf2dd5507158e1bc69ac0670bda531f7.jpg

2025-05-15 20:51:41 UTC

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Next bear 🐻

2025-05-15 20:41:06 UTC

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Butter, Greek yogurt, spring onion, salt

2025-05-15 20:37:27 UTC

Last person to zap this note has to buy 3 xrps

2025-05-15 20:17:47 UTC

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All risk no reward, one stinkin airplane that's like 40 milliseconds of interest on debt

2025-05-15 18:16:23 UTC

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I once helped a neighbor move some stuff from his truck and he offered me $5 💀 that's when I knew my opsec was elite

2025-05-15 18:00:02 UTC

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Gotta be impossible to clear every circuit board and firmware

2025-05-15 17:56:05 UTC

Before you accept an airplane from qatar maybe remember what happened when Hamas accepted walkie talkies from Israel just sayin

2025-05-15 17:52:32 UTC

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Nope what is st hub 👀👀

2025-05-15 17:38:25 UTC

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YEP

2025-05-15 17:22:10 UTC

People try to change terms to gaslight you
It's not government funded hard drugs, it's just safe supply
It's not illegal immigration, it's just undocumented
It's not castration, it's just gender affirming care
Fuck these people and reject their newspeak

2025-05-15 17:11:02 UTC

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If you ever visit us you'll see 🇨🇦🍁

2025-05-15 17:05:29 UTC

Every Canadian knows where I am right now https://relay.utxo.one/ee437594e1931454568bcd9f287e66a7576b5c9cf1306f229466cafd8ea119dc.jpg

2025-05-15 17:03:48 UTC

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Oh boy this is gonna make harassment 10x easier, RIP dms

2025-05-15 16:58:35 UTC

Outsource your operations to biggest scammer country (India) don't be surprised when your data gets stolen, Coinbase

2025-05-15 16:51:18 UTC

How the financial times guards their scarce assets
Cold card pointless
https://relay.utxo.one/568f0734b08e935b2a9b9696c0c67d4e806b9220fa85b9abca849d7e79b07a9d.jpg

2025-05-15 12:24:49 UTC

Buying some toothpaste to preserve my money brb

2025-05-15 12:04:26 UTC

Good morning
#nevent1q…p0uf

2025-05-15 02:12:31 UTC

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They wouldn't and aren't, which is why this whole drama is over nothing and very stupid lol

2025-05-15 01:52:29 UTC

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how many is that in football fields

2025-05-15 01:08:41 UTC

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I know Canada has the most, without question

2025-05-15 00:20:02 UTC

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Checkout bitvora.com if you haven't found a solution yet 🙏

2025-05-14 22:07:06 UTC

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It's a better door because it's more expensive and easier to prune

2025-05-14 21:54:33 UTC

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I'm binged Alex Rosen videos once lol
Thanks for contributing to the economy. I respect that. Lmfao

2025-05-14 21:26:50 UTC

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When I need just a quick channel I open to boltz exchange then do an on-chain swap for half the channel

2025-05-14 21:24:40 UTC

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Nostr: https://relay.utxo.one/43ec2cf4fa917c46e81b1772807b92a2101c387c86aded0180d24902c337093e.jpg

2025-05-14 21:18:10 UTC

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It's not a Trojan horse, everything possible in op return is already possible in witness data basically, all that eth shit has been here for a while now (brc tokens and inscriptions nft)

2025-05-14 21:13:39 UTC

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2025-05-14 21:11:34 UTC

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Need multiple domain email boxes + simple login and a backup VPN is always nice

2025-05-14 20:30:03 UTC

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Satoshi also used windows what a NOOB

2025-05-14 19:48:10 UTC

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I don't, but I don't think analogies are useful for something so novel
Otherwise you get dummies like Taylor telling people it's a battery

2025-05-14 19:21:58 UTC

Any narrative that seeks to compare Bitcoin to gold is wrong and not helpful, they don't share any common properties whatsoever

2025-05-14 19:15:03 UTC

Had no idea I could use my scarce teeth to transmit value through the Internet, Bitcoin is useless https://relay.utxo.one/de448fff11c3fd302e4bcf658be9553cf7fc02bc5bea73b5fb21e268206b237b.jpg

2025-05-14 17:19:02 UTC

Every cycle has its ways to separate you from your coins
Last cycle was greyscale, blockfi, ftx
Just Self custody and sleep easy frens
https://relay.utxo.one/a8d0c1181c8591f60698355f7ab669c4f44f2c5267f5ed9f299d3fe3327ad37f.jpg

2025-05-14 16:45:36 UTC

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We are brothers in trying to make payments happen but it's not looking good for us 😭

2025-05-14 16:44:18 UTC

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Do not ask maga who is paying the tarrifs

2025-05-14 15:17:50 UTC

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I think if everyone has decoys prepared and easily surrendered it just encourages/incentives more wrench attacks

2025-05-14 11:43:42 UTC

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I think better strategy is to go multisig, if anyone tries to wrench attack, you can prove the wallet is multisig to them

2025-05-14 11:08:46 UTC

Every single media outlet says the macron cocaine video is fake news
I haven't seen this much unity in the news since they said COVID jabs would prevent infections

2025-05-14 10:57:06 UTC

Good morning old nerds
https://relay.utxo.one/92f14dc16fd6f3cf30ca29149415151274eb78bb4bb600d92395694daa96bc8a.jpg

2025-05-13 13:45:05 UTC

Anyone on nostr have a home gym? Let me see your setup ☺️ I want inspiration

2025-05-12 21:59:04 UTC

https://relay.utxo.one/49cb189876d7098572cdf4313e81f34a007d54bc989918d2241ca0d16d79b32a.jpg https://relay.utxo.one/916830f8c8f9c797c48f3c9afe760658e2f11d20e54ffd2dfb823c4b88ec4e96.jpg

2025-05-11 23:58:09 UTC

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I was talking more the other way, Instagram is definitely a way to advertise OnlyFans to men who otherwise wouldn't be buying porn
Like people who use nostr might not have otherwise used Bitcoin

2025-05-11 16:22:38 UTC

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What doesn't work

2025-05-11 14:15:31 UTC

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#nevent1q…dqpx

2025-05-11 14:10:00 UTC

Instagram leads to OnlyFans
As Nostr leads to Bitcoin

2025-05-11 13:14:12 UTC

Bitcoin memes in 2042
https://relay.utxo.one/f08a79cc447ec4fc12739b759122653f4bfcf35d5c3b53fc5cecfd4ecccc5de6.jpg

2025-05-11 13:11:22 UTC

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Not necessarily but it depends how well connected that initial inbound channel node is

2025-05-11 13:09:34 UTC

Many people who think they're based are actually just aggressively gullible

2025-05-11 12:25:06 UTC

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I can't link a users buy with a sell

2025-05-11 12:24:25 UTC

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Another thing AI will dominate humans at, voice acting

2025-05-11 12:21:53 UTC

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Nope it's not possible

2025-05-11 12:15:42 UTC

Should I modify @nprofile…6qqk to only post massive losses?
Right now it posts any loss over 1 BTC, and I get a lot of feedback that it posts too much
But I also get a lot of feedback that people like it as is

2025-05-11 12:01:05 UTC

Miss you Mom 🕊️

2025-05-11 11:49:41 UTC

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U doing nothing wrong my relays is just down right now

2025-05-11 02:02:03 UTC

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That's gonna make your gift 10x better wouldn't it? Because you know her taste?
Sorry I don't know women I write code

2025-05-10 23:01:26 UTC

200k by conference day back on the table

2025-05-10 22:06:26 UTC

Arranged marriages > Tinder