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I read this idea many years ago and it’s always stuck with me
You basically have two types of attention. Internal and external. We are always in constant flux between the two.
I think as I’ve gotten older I’ve slowly become predominantly internally focused. For better or worse. Sortve a classic headcase.
Going to spend some time thinking about that. Recognizing when my narrative becomes far too internal and slowly pull myself back into the external. Or something.

2025-05-05 19:06:25 UTC

Dying laughing
50 cent has a line in the song Rowdy Rowdy that is..
“Was Bob Marley talkin bout Tec’s when he said I’m jammin?”
Googled it because I was drawing a blank on the song name. Hilarious.
“He was not referring to tec’s”😩😩😩
https://image.nostr.build/6fff325c6fbcb5b6dc46bcbdda77e0c4eefa43157476c4a24be70d5053bfc091.jpg

2025-05-05 15:57:36 UTC

I’m going to rant
If universities *actually* cared about student outcomes, they would make all of the information as accessible as possible. Because 18 year old kids are taking out insanely exorbitant loans all to have information gatekept from them by tyrannical professors, when that SAME information is free on the internet! Makes me think of @npub1s05…eyhe . Informations falling to the marginal cost of production yet tuition costs are accelerating.
It’s just insane these people don’t have to record every lecture and upload it. All of the access to information is necessary. This gate guardian bullshit is so stupid and the complete antithesis of learning (as I see it)
Rant finito, fuck the feds

2025-05-05 15:47:00 UTC

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Morning dawg!

2025-05-05 15:26:04 UTC

It’s sortve hilarious that oxygen could be considered a waste product of photosynthesis yet it’s among the most necessary processes for life on earth
Were alive as the result of plant waste

2025-05-05 11:13:23 UTC

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Tariffs on loot boxes in Warzone

2025-05-03 20:21:36 UTC

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What type of martial art do you do again? Is it judo?

2025-05-03 19:56:09 UTC

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Yoooooo🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

2025-05-03 18:40:43 UTC

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The seam was a dead give away.
Also the Russian bot guy who insists you’re a man has convinced me. That guy seems very reliable + trustworthy.

2025-05-03 18:35:33 UTC

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Wow another fake girl on nostr what the hek

2025-05-03 18:06:10 UTC

I am soooo far down a pokemon rabbit hole rn
Can’t stop watching people rip open 1999 starter packs
Nostalgia

2025-05-03 16:38:04 UTC

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Yeah that’s node with his bike after these HIIT sessions

2025-05-03 16:20:27 UTC

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10000000% chance you roll sleeping bags bro gtfo and rip your Reggie ass bud

2025-05-03 16:16:14 UTC

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Gm to you, your family, and Marley Waffles.
Bad morning to your neighbor 😁

2025-05-03 16:14:33 UTC

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Me at the gym
https://image.nostr.build/b6dd61d536e790f1575ac8da3aab54d18a19e6d2394ada35274aaffe11edae42.gif

2025-05-03 15:45:57 UTC

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Katie Hobbs 2025 recipient of the dumb bitch award

2025-05-03 15:30:34 UTC

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Paulie D and the D stands for diabeetus

2025-05-02 15:00:38 UTC

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Trust me pal, my neighbors already think I’m fucked enough. Occasionally I’ll forget my windows are open while playing cod and I can only imagine what they hear

2025-05-02 14:57:17 UTC

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When considering I am the reincarnate of satan himself it would only be fitting

2025-05-02 14:55:12 UTC

I’m so good at mowing the lawn🏆

2025-05-02 13:45:22 UTC

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Hahahah I’m sorry I couldn’t resist
But seriously, If you could please just get its size I’m assuming it’s a 32x32 but I’m not positive.

2025-05-02 12:54:13 UTC

I wish I wish I was a fish🐠
https://image.nostr.build/343d0d9771244813fca54936c730fc786361e963cb2d5e31139ef2632927be09.jpg

2025-05-02 12:34:05 UTC

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We are healing

2025-05-02 02:12:02 UTC

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😂😂😂

2025-05-02 00:35:40 UTC

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It made me laugh but I don’t like it
They scare me

2025-05-01 17:09:35 UTC

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Just let me scan your eyeballs one time and in exchange for your biometric data I’ll reward you with shitcoins trending to 0

2025-05-01 17:04:48 UTC

You just know Sam Altman would sacrifice 1,000 poor people in the pursuit of becoming eternal

2025-05-01 16:57:21 UTC

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Wow dude Gary Cardone has at least 6 rental properties you need to lock in and get serious or you’ll never squeeze another single mom’s income into oblivion again

2025-05-01 16:54:57 UTC

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Bro just buy TLT the market is gonna crash bro please if you don’t consider bonds you’ll be over exposed to risk please bro just consider getting some CD’s they’re safer bro plez

2025-05-01 16:28:50 UTC

Imagine not owning bitcoin LOL
Just wake up everyday like welp guess I’m fucked and I’ll just die🤷‍♂️

2025-05-01 15:04:29 UTC

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100% of his posts are explosions in Russia

2025-05-01 14:27:51 UTC

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It’s just so fucking dumb man. And what would you hold till? $60? $70?? It’s like retards that say “I wish I bought bitcoin at $12” you NEVER WOULD HAVE HELD!!! I don’t understand the emotional aspect of people degening into something they know nothing about because the 6x of bitcoin in the last 2 years “isn’t enough”

2025-05-01 14:26:11 UTC

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“Saying you love gay people because you like me is like saying you love black people because you went golfing with Candace Owens”
Gotta be one of my favorite tim quotes

2025-05-01 14:24:44 UTC

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So many calls and texts about CEP from people who don’t know anything about it, don’t understand how they’ll produce cash, how they’ll buy, literally ANYTHING. Because no one really knows anything about it yet! But god forbid you missed out on the pump. God forbid the $400 you would have thrown in didn’t become $800. What on earth will you do without $400….

2025-05-01 14:08:11 UTC

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That guy is ELITE when it comes to anything and all things spine

2025-05-01 14:00:48 UTC

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It’s an unbelievably debilitating pain. Sometimes immobilizing. I feel for you bro. Hope it gets better.

2025-05-01 13:42:14 UTC

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When I was a kid I fell skateboarding so hard I slipped two lumbar discs and had GNARLY sciatica. Something that really helped was a “pigeon pose” on an elevated surface like a couch (somewhat akin to photo attached). If you start getting numbness in your foot you probably should seek out a neurologist or PT because that nerve impingement can become really problematic.
https://image.nostr.build/ca62f0c3c92877e5aaa74a37886bfd4aef881e5d3f2a08b0d1ae54584c8e7ae6.jpg

2025-05-01 13:16:05 UTC

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Big tit lay dees is Japanese I think

2025-05-01 13:14:21 UTC

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I don’t know which one can “run” faster😏😏😏

2025-05-01 13:12:49 UTC

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So cool. Was thinking last night about how I can earn bitcoin without being a slave to a corporation, and then I thought “soap miner found a way to earn BTC”. Super creative niche.

2025-05-01 13:06:48 UTC

When BTC durably passes 100-102k, I think we’re off to the races like a couple Clydesdales in Saratoga
DURABLY breaks it. Resistance flipped support. Not some nah-nah boo-boo flirting with it.
Probably wrong but who cares the points are fake and the numbers don’t matter anyway

2025-05-01 13:04:40 UTC

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I was actually thinking of your soap last night and I’m curious how you came up with that idea? Is soap a new industry for you or did you have some sortve manufacturing experience or what? Pretty novel stuff

2025-05-01 12:52:51 UTC

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Way to get some Nodis McGoatis

2025-05-01 12:51:34 UTC

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Time to come back bro!

2025-05-01 12:13:47 UTC

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@npub1hl0…lhas are you a broad or are you normal??? Please confirm

2025-05-01 12:07:54 UTC

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Bro when the supermarket asks me to donate to starving kids…
You ARE the food!! YOU DONATE

2025-05-01 12:06:31 UTC

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Marley Waffles is maybe the best dog name ever

2025-05-01 12:04:04 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/96f4778d221c0631a610e3c3a7e516935e5ca2aee52477888ca59f5fb1ed34fc.jpg

2025-04-30 23:48:00 UTC

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Transition???🤨🤨🤨🤨

2025-04-30 19:59:38 UTC

When you work at the dentist office, you’re the last person to get your teeth checked.

2025-04-30 19:30:20 UTC

Does it matter if the Celtics play the knicks or the pistons next round of the playoffs?
NO
Because those are both BUM SQUADS

2025-04-30 19:11:12 UTC

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Hahahahahahaha that is RIGHT up sats bowling alley

2025-04-30 19:07:42 UTC

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It’s so terrible but this is what Nostr needs. It’s what Nostr deserves. And it’s our only chance at getting McDildo’s to come back

2025-04-30 18:46:29 UTC

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Instead of an amphibian I have just the reptile for you
https://image.nostr.build/e40239445ec25c94311ceb9298204b3e3bb056737bb52b38a0af0345bacc5549.jpg

2025-04-30 17:54:32 UTC

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Unbelievable cameo from silky Johnson, player hater of the year.

2025-04-30 17:54:15 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/e2af3f8e0447352e834a77e207f38ac2ffde83359db044a4710fe65f94933d36.jpg

2025-04-30 17:52:10 UTC

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Im sorry frens but I can assure you that I’ll be photoshopping all yall onto this at some point 😤😤😤

2025-04-30 15:33:38 UTC

I see a shitstorm brewin, bo bandy.
https://image.nostr.build/f81e09e435afe3f634cf2740b3fcaaf860b868914eaf8fb45a88f56608060d21.jpg

2025-04-30 14:47:16 UTC

Whoever keeps buying all the black cherry Schweppes I fuckin hate yo ass

2025-04-30 14:44:57 UTC

Who actually eats BARLEY

2025-04-30 12:41:25 UTC

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Sats get ready for school, the bus is here!!!!
https://image.nostr.build/8a739419848b59eeb753ce1e08472c63fdbe51f292980c7e3bcd6e7f1687b937.jpg

2025-04-30 11:59:56 UTC

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#NeverForget #StacheGoneWild #DoctorsWithoutBorders
Hahahahahaha man this one makes me laugh every time
https://image.nostr.build/43921cbfb62ec6ad912d6da70bcfb2b7f6da0d0a7f8f578b7f1a35352e7b56cd.jpg

2025-04-30 11:55:05 UTC

Sats come back right now or @npub132n…9u95 is gonna use the Pepe peepee meme again😂😭😭😭😭😭
#note1zts…kmdf

2025-04-30 11:32:45 UTC

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You hear that sats????? Not even your softer side approach following the WoN debacle could make you as lovable as me. Maybe a couple more mason jars of onion honey and you’ll be there😎
https://image.nostr.build/b27e1a8a02c84357483dcbe81a81b7633038feb60aa7166b2ba878cfe0b76ef0.jpg

2025-04-29 18:33:59 UTC

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Removing sats!?!? That’s treasonous!

2025-04-29 13:13:25 UTC

Canada more like OH MAN-ADA you guys fuckin blew it 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m dyin bro. We’re all fucked. All of us. These retards can’t keep getting elected

2025-04-27 23:37:10 UTC

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How do blind people even find the braille, Node

2025-04-27 22:34:55 UTC

How come I can attach some photos on Damus but not others?

2025-04-27 20:33:40 UTC

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Hey guys welcome back to the Anony Poddy
On a scale of 1-sad I’ll be bigly sad if the Celtics lose
Thanks for tuning in, see you next week!

2025-04-27 19:10:44 UTC

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BOIIII I don’t know Zach and Cody was for the queeahs

2025-04-27 17:13:46 UTC

I really need support today.
Last night, my best friend who has accumulated over 50,000,000 sats per my supreme orange pilling, confessed he owns $500 of XRP. It might as well be $50,000,000.
I’m beside myself. Where did I go wrong? How did he become so retarded? Is it genetic? Does he have a chance at beating retardation? Is it gonna be ok??????

2025-04-26 19:25:54 UTC

Everyone likes bananas but no one likes banana flavored candy

2025-04-26 13:26:29 UTC

Been thinking a lot about how I can turn lemons into lemonade, misfortune into my fortune.

2025-04-23 19:15:50 UTC

I have never ever been part of an internet community that is as cohesive as Nostr is. Idk. I’ve “known” some of you for over two years now. In coming back after a little hiatus I’m quickly reminded that you are all living people on the other side of the screen and somehow we’ve all come to influence and get to know one another. It’s made the Bitcoin journey for me so much more enjoyable, having people around that proceed from the same sentiments. I think we can all get a little angsty or frustrated sometimes being a smaller community, but there is something really special and organic about all of us continuing to show up and goof off.

2025-03-09 16:39:31 UTC

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Gay??? I thought he was British? https://image.nostr.build/0454629ae0e009756ef360ebd53ada8bc006340391145b97a4cd5a5c7483f19d.jpg

2025-03-07 23:53:53 UTC

Fuck it I’m going to the gym on a Friday night who gives a hek

2025-03-03 17:41:42 UTC

Let me tell you something about skateboarding…
In the pursuit of landing a 360 flip, you will fall 1,000 times. Really. You will EAT SHIT on pavement. You’re gonna get smoked a lot of times. And you continue to *literally* pick yourself up from the pavement and try again. It ingrains a sense of determination in you. I don’t care how many times I fall because I WILL land my trick.
Consistency and determination make you an unstoppable force.

2025-03-03 13:16:48 UTC

The number is going to go up soon.

2025-02-23 23:02:37 UTC

I could beat any user on Nostr in a game of SKATE and that’s a fact

2025-02-21 14:15:18 UTC

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Seen wutang live at least like 5 times. Liquid swords was my favorite album for a looooong time.

2025-02-19 13:48:09 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/1d2f221d86687bec827a3114564bbe0593454b6a35ba1abc7d2700b5a3ff0000.jpg

2025-02-19 13:43:33 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂😭🤨

2025-02-14 18:20:29 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/d11ecfab4c96d445326b7d66797cec4182f2c4ca2b74ce67c0a04ef0b0909227.gif

2025-02-10 16:34:25 UTC

I was promised riches where are my riches

2025-02-04 04:08:16 UTC

When you specify an aim, the pathway will present itself.
When you take incremental steps onto that pathway, you experience positive emotion.
no aim = no positive emotion
Maybe not so black and white, but there’s definitely something to it. Have experienced it personally. You will essentially become one with the winds, swept anywhere and everywhere if you do not plant your feet and specify ideas of your identity and your path.

2025-01-27 02:08:33 UTC

Is it worthwhile to consolidate your entire cold wallet into one UTXO?

2025-01-08 18:22:14 UTC

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Roll Tide baby! What you mean “not by choice” though?

2025-01-08 15:04:32 UTC

Joe Rogan created a comedy scene while being the worst comedian in the scene. Good podcaster, good commentator. Never thought he was funny on stage. Funnier off stage.

2025-01-07 13:45:32 UTC

My wallet is single sig. I think I want to upgrade to multi sig. is this possible with a jade? Or do I have to completely start over?

2025-01-06 14:34:39 UTC

I think Microstrategy should be called MichaelStrategy. Because it is Michaels Strategy.

2024-03-27 13:00:49 UTC

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Bees do not spend time explaining to flys that honey is better than shit.

2024-03-22 15:12:55 UTC

All of you are more technically savvy than I, so this is not breaking news to anyone but me. But..
Strike rules. I can’t believe I went so long without using it.