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2024-09-23 22:42:01

Frank 💀 on Nostr: You have chosen (b) Shit pant With a thunderous grunt you unleash a torrent of coffee ...

You have chosen (b) Shit pant

With a thunderous grunt you unleash a torrent of coffee colored colon cream into your tight leather britches. You feel a hard lump fill your pants. It reminds you of a large, soft russet potato.

The Wraith Mage is disappointed in you. -3 charisma for 5 turns and you will be known as Lumpy the Battle Mage for the remainder of the quest.
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