Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on Nostr: >My escorts lost track of me in public and I had to walk among the—eugh—commoners ...
>My escorts lost track of me in public and I had to walk among the—eugh—commoners for five minutes. As soon as I was rescued I penned a missive to Great Uncle Charles requesting the provision of new bodyguards for my household, and to have the old ones beheaded for incompetence.
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