goldfishthumb1 on Nostr: I recently received my second order of Hodl Butter from oshisnacks ; this time, due ...
I recently received my second order of Hodl Butter from oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) ; this time, due to the impressive quality of my first Hodl Butter order, I decided to try some Hodl Bars as well. Put on your five-point racing harness and get those paddle-shifting fingers ready, because it’s time for a deep dive into another of oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) ‘s products that’ll have you zapping your order so quick you’d think you were trying to enter the Konami code with a jackhammer.
Two Banana Chocolate Chip Hodl Bars arrived at my door, right on schedule, shipped with a tracking number that I was provided by oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) . Being able to communicate directly with the person that made the product, packaged it and shipped it to me gave me a sense of reassurance that simply does not exist when ordering a perishable item over the Fiat Internet.
The Hodl Bars were securely and simply packaged, and included a personal Thank You note from oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) , as well as two stickers for Hujai, a music project he’s been working on for awhile. Do yourself a favor and check it out as well if you enjoy great instrumental music.
These Hodl Bars have but ten ingredients; this, though not proving the existence of ancient aliens, is IN FACT the total number of fingers of two human hands (barring any accidents with industrial machinery).
Here are the aforementioned ingredients:
dates, pecan butter, banana, dark chocolate chips, peanut flour, cacao powder, cacao nibs, cinnamon, sea salt & black pepper.
That’s it. No pool chemicals, nothing meant to restore “natural” hair growth, nothing meant to increase the length or girth of any appendage, and nothing that will cause your face to sag like a pair of tapered-leg jeans.
These are actual ingredients that human beings have been using years before AI came along to help us read.
Endeavoring to savor each bite of my newly arrived Hodl Bars, I had prepared a pitcher of vanilla iced tea to accompany this review the evening before. Hodl Butter is best refrigerated, and I suggest also placing Hodl Bars in the fridge to keep them from idle snacking, as they are individually handmade and therefore are not cheap.
I began by taking a small bite of a chilled Hodl Bar and remembered that the last time I had tried a date was many years ago. Of course, I was prepared for a very sweet, dessert-like taste initially; but a small, dark brown, square-shaped baked item will unconsciously make most any brain jump to that conclusion even before it reaches the palette. While these Hodl Bars are certainly sweet, the natural sugars are balanced serendipitously with the savory black pepper and the mild tartness of the dates. This perfect balance is not unlike the refreshing feeling of a new mattress after days of sleeping on the floor.
After a single bite, I was struck by an idea as clear as polished ice after a couple passes with a Zamboni: The splendid density and flavorful complexity of a Hodl Bar may be enjoyed EVEN MORE when warmed and complimented by a topping of Hodl Butter.
When ideas of this certainty and magnitude occur to a person, it is necessary to act immediately and with galvanized effort.
Into the microwave for ten seconds the Hodl Bar went, and I fondly awaited its arrival with a jar of Hodl Butter in one hand, titanium spork in the other. Having assembled the sumptuous snack thusly, I tasted it and discovered what I will term The Hodl Entourage Effect.
The warm, soft Hodl Bar is as perfectly complemented by the cool, creamy Hodl Butter as a Savile Row suit is complemented by a bespoke Patek Philippe watch. The delicate caramel undertone of both the Bar and Butter intermingle in such a way as to afford their audience a tasteful journey to distant lands and memories of late night fireside chats with friends.
I consumed the Hodl Bar slowly and carefully, as I relished each bite with the patient assurance that I had another Hodl Bar waiting in the fridge for my next tasteful experience. My sats were indeed well spent, I mused, as I gazed upon the now-empty wrapper like a punched train ticket to a snow-capped mountain village.
If you’re in the market for a masterfully-crafted snack, made by hand with safe, healthy ingredients, and shipped to you by the very same person who created it, look no further than Hodl Bars. And if you enjoy indefatigable luxury of a transcendently paired aperitif, order a jar of Hodl Butter, put some Butter on the Bars, and prepare for a taste journey that’ll make you want to start a podcast just to tell people how awesome you are now that you’ve tried them.
And with that, I conclude my review. Please bear in mind that oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) has several varieties of Hodl Bars available and is working on new products all the time. They are all fantastic, I am sure.
When you want to take a breather from stacking, do some pushups and get some Hodl Bars and Hodl Butter from oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh). No further explanation is needed, frens.
#hodlbar #oshi #pecan #hodlbutter
Two Banana Chocolate Chip Hodl Bars arrived at my door, right on schedule, shipped with a tracking number that I was provided by oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) . Being able to communicate directly with the person that made the product, packaged it and shipped it to me gave me a sense of reassurance that simply does not exist when ordering a perishable item over the Fiat Internet.
The Hodl Bars were securely and simply packaged, and included a personal Thank You note from oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) , as well as two stickers for Hujai, a music project he’s been working on for awhile. Do yourself a favor and check it out as well if you enjoy great instrumental music.
These Hodl Bars have but ten ingredients; this, though not proving the existence of ancient aliens, is IN FACT the total number of fingers of two human hands (barring any accidents with industrial machinery).
Here are the aforementioned ingredients:
dates, pecan butter, banana, dark chocolate chips, peanut flour, cacao powder, cacao nibs, cinnamon, sea salt & black pepper.
That’s it. No pool chemicals, nothing meant to restore “natural” hair growth, nothing meant to increase the length or girth of any appendage, and nothing that will cause your face to sag like a pair of tapered-leg jeans.
These are actual ingredients that human beings have been using years before AI came along to help us read.
Endeavoring to savor each bite of my newly arrived Hodl Bars, I had prepared a pitcher of vanilla iced tea to accompany this review the evening before. Hodl Butter is best refrigerated, and I suggest also placing Hodl Bars in the fridge to keep them from idle snacking, as they are individually handmade and therefore are not cheap.
I began by taking a small bite of a chilled Hodl Bar and remembered that the last time I had tried a date was many years ago. Of course, I was prepared for a very sweet, dessert-like taste initially; but a small, dark brown, square-shaped baked item will unconsciously make most any brain jump to that conclusion even before it reaches the palette. While these Hodl Bars are certainly sweet, the natural sugars are balanced serendipitously with the savory black pepper and the mild tartness of the dates. This perfect balance is not unlike the refreshing feeling of a new mattress after days of sleeping on the floor.
After a single bite, I was struck by an idea as clear as polished ice after a couple passes with a Zamboni: The splendid density and flavorful complexity of a Hodl Bar may be enjoyed EVEN MORE when warmed and complimented by a topping of Hodl Butter.
When ideas of this certainty and magnitude occur to a person, it is necessary to act immediately and with galvanized effort.
Into the microwave for ten seconds the Hodl Bar went, and I fondly awaited its arrival with a jar of Hodl Butter in one hand, titanium spork in the other. Having assembled the sumptuous snack thusly, I tasted it and discovered what I will term The Hodl Entourage Effect.
The warm, soft Hodl Bar is as perfectly complemented by the cool, creamy Hodl Butter as a Savile Row suit is complemented by a bespoke Patek Philippe watch. The delicate caramel undertone of both the Bar and Butter intermingle in such a way as to afford their audience a tasteful journey to distant lands and memories of late night fireside chats with friends.
I consumed the Hodl Bar slowly and carefully, as I relished each bite with the patient assurance that I had another Hodl Bar waiting in the fridge for my next tasteful experience. My sats were indeed well spent, I mused, as I gazed upon the now-empty wrapper like a punched train ticket to a snow-capped mountain village.
If you’re in the market for a masterfully-crafted snack, made by hand with safe, healthy ingredients, and shipped to you by the very same person who created it, look no further than Hodl Bars. And if you enjoy indefatigable luxury of a transcendently paired aperitif, order a jar of Hodl Butter, put some Butter on the Bars, and prepare for a taste journey that’ll make you want to start a podcast just to tell people how awesome you are now that you’ve tried them.
And with that, I conclude my review. Please bear in mind that oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh) has several varieties of Hodl Bars available and is working on new products all the time. They are all fantastic, I am sure.
When you want to take a breather from stacking, do some pushups and get some Hodl Bars and Hodl Butter from oshisnacks (npub1uzt…qtrh). No further explanation is needed, frens.
#hodlbar #oshi #pecan #hodlbutter