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2025-01-24 21:05:21

heytomjones on Nostr: so there’s several types of cars in the high school social hierarchy parking lot in ...

so there’s several types of cars in the high school social hierarchy parking lot in my town:

- nigger/wigger: Mustang/Charger/Camaro (all with that shitty fucking muffler hack thinking they‘re GTA 12)

- poor/standard nigger: Altima

- White kid who digs anime/Asian: tricked out Honda

- The Stanley Cup from Target White girl: 4Runner (majority in this school)

- Redneck bubba: lifted half-ton with crazy-oversized mudders

- Beach Bubba and Beach Bubbet: Jeep

how the fuck do they get this shit in high school?

my high school car was a primer gray ‘79 Chevette with a 3-spd auto, vinyl and no a/c (and that was a less than 10 year old car when I was cruising around in school).

fuck. (now gtfo my lawn.)
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