myrmepropagandist on Nostr: BREAKING NEWS: Pica exposed as "small" Pica, who has long maintained she is ...
BREAKING NEWS: Pica exposed as "small"
Pica, who has long maintained she is "Ginormous" and "massive and powerful" was exposed as being very small at a recent vet visit.
"She's about 6.2 pounds." explained the vet.
Pica's media contact released a "clarifying statement" shortly after the news broke.
"The vet was mistaken in her units. She must have meant 6.2 stone or perhaps tons!"
Pica herself could not be reached for comment.
Pica, who has long maintained she is "Ginormous" and "massive and powerful" was exposed as being very small at a recent vet visit.
"She's about 6.2 pounds." explained the vet.
Pica's media contact released a "clarifying statement" shortly after the news broke.
"The vet was mistaken in her units. She must have meant 6.2 stone or perhaps tons!"
Pica herself could not be reached for comment.