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Hello. Who is?
Hello Mr. Paolo, I'm Caterina from the Patriotic Health Service. Mr. Paolo, I have to notify you that this year you have cost the PHS much more than you paid, aren't you ashamed?
Well, I had some health problems and...
Mr. Paul, I'm sorry but the law is clear. We have to have you slaughtered.
But I'm only 35...
The law is clear! And then, aren't you ashamed? To weigh on the coffers of the community in this way and not even think of self-elimination?
And...and....and what should I do?
Give me your email address, I'll send you the "Meat Destination" form. Indicate with a cross if you want, after slaughter, your meat to be used as fertilizer, for food or thermo-valued.
I would like to be thermo-valued.
Indicate it in the form that I will send you. Sir, for the slaughter it is 177 DigiEuro, in the same form you indicate an heir or a close relative to whom we will charge the costs.
I have no close relatives or even heirs.
Do you see it, Mr. Paolo? He's also alone! I bet you don’t even use the state dating sites. It's time to get slaughtered! However, if you don't have anyone who can bear the costs, I'll also send you the "Insolvent Slaughtered" form, fill that out too.
And what does it mean?
Nothing strange Mr. Paolo, you will simply be slaughtered without anesthesia and in live streaming. Views and sponsors will allow us to recover from expenses.
Ah, well, okay then. Waiting for the forms.
Well, Mr. Paolo, I wish you a good day and a good slaughter.
Hello and....thank you
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Hello Mr. Paolo, I'm Caterina from the Patriotic Health Service. Mr. Paolo, I have to notify you that this year you have cost the PHS much more than you paid, aren't you ashamed?
Well, I had some health problems and...
Mr. Paul, I'm sorry but the law is clear. We have to have you slaughtered.
But I'm only 35...
The law is clear! And then, aren't you ashamed? To weigh on the coffers of the community in this way and not even think of self-elimination?
And...and....and what should I do?
Give me your email address, I'll send you the "Meat Destination" form. Indicate with a cross if you want, after slaughter, your meat to be used as fertilizer, for food or thermo-valued.
I would like to be thermo-valued.
Indicate it in the form that I will send you. Sir, for the slaughter it is 177 DigiEuro, in the same form you indicate an heir or a close relative to whom we will charge the costs.
I have no close relatives or even heirs.
Do you see it, Mr. Paolo? He's also alone! I bet you don’t even use the state dating sites. It's time to get slaughtered! However, if you don't have anyone who can bear the costs, I'll also send you the "Insolvent Slaughtered" form, fill that out too.
And what does it mean?
Nothing strange Mr. Paolo, you will simply be slaughtered without anesthesia and in live streaming. Views and sponsors will allow us to recover from expenses.
Ah, well, okay then. Waiting for the forms.
Well, Mr. Paolo, I wish you a good day and a good slaughter.
Hello and....thank you
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