Graham Sutherland / Polynomial on Nostr: delivery options in the UK: UPS: our drivers are wearing shorts 365 days of the year. ...
delivery options in the UK:
UPS: our drivers are wearing shorts 365 days of the year. this magically results in packages arriving. we're not sure how this works either.
Royal Mail: is it a letter? we're good at letters. haven't quite got the hang of boxes though.
Yodel: we thought about delivering it and it's the thought that counts.
Evri, wearing a fake moustache and a t-shirt that says "totally not Hermes": your package has been thrown in a bush just off the M6. fuck you.
UPS: our drivers are wearing shorts 365 days of the year. this magically results in packages arriving. we're not sure how this works either.
Royal Mail: is it a letter? we're good at letters. haven't quite got the hang of boxes though.
Yodel: we thought about delivering it and it's the thought that counts.
Evri, wearing a fake moustache and a t-shirt that says "totally not Hermes": your package has been thrown in a bush just off the M6. fuck you.