milkposter on Nostr: ITT: your real life skills mine are: >i can twist my spine much more than the average ...

ITT: your real life skills

mine are:
>i can twist my spine much more than the average person
>i can completely turn off thinking, get awoken with a headache, the most i timed was 8 seconds.
>i have a very solid biteforce.
>if i drink alcohol, i can have almost infinite stamina.
>i have very good pain tolerance, even in the nuts i don't feel much pain.
>i can wiggle my ears.

what are yours?