commstark on Nostr: Ok none of these jokes made me actually laugh. Perhaps I’m too serious. Here’s a ...
Ok none of these jokes made me actually laugh. Perhaps I’m too serious.
Here’s a semi dirty joke my grandfather told me as a kid. Repost if you actually laugh
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One night three kids were caught stealing fruit from a farmer
As punishment, the farmer lined the three of them up and holding a shotgun said: “as punishment I’m going force you to each take the fruit you stole and shove it up your ass!! That’ll teach ya”
The first kid was sweating but seeing the shotgun he took a deep breath, grabbed the apple he stole, and shoved it up his bum “ahhhhhhh!!!!” He shrieked and went running off back home to his mommy.
The farmer, feeling smug about his handling of the situation turned to the second kid. To his surprise the second kid was dying laughing!!
“What are you laughing about kid. You’ve got a grapefruit and it’s at least twice the size of that kids apple. Didn’t you see him? What’s so funny!”
Bursting with tears of laughter, the second kid could barely talk. Between breaths to snorted “sure I got a grapefruit. But the next kid? He stole a pineapple!”
🥁
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Here’s a semi dirty joke my grandfather told me as a kid. Repost if you actually laugh
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One night three kids were caught stealing fruit from a farmer
As punishment, the farmer lined the three of them up and holding a shotgun said: “as punishment I’m going force you to each take the fruit you stole and shove it up your ass!! That’ll teach ya”
The first kid was sweating but seeing the shotgun he took a deep breath, grabbed the apple he stole, and shoved it up his bum “ahhhhhhh!!!!” He shrieked and went running off back home to his mommy.
The farmer, feeling smug about his handling of the situation turned to the second kid. To his surprise the second kid was dying laughing!!
“What are you laughing about kid. You’ve got a grapefruit and it’s at least twice the size of that kids apple. Didn’t you see him? What’s so funny!”
Bursting with tears of laughter, the second kid could barely talk. Between breaths to snorted “sure I got a grapefruit. But the next kid? He stole a pineapple!”
🥁
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