Shoq on Nostr: Me: I can't return your old modem. It doesn't fit in the box the new one came in. ...
Me: I can't return your old modem. It doesn't fit in the box the new one came in.
BellCA: Sir, you can use any box.
Me: I'm on an island. We don't do boxes here. Your box had 1 job. Send me one—at your expense.
BellCA: I, we. uh, but, sir, um…
Me: Figure it out and get back to me. Click.
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