<-✝️ 🇳🇿 Professor Dr.Striderpod🍟 ✝️-> on Nostr: Repeat after me: I am not fatter than Mike I am not creepier than Tony I am not ...

Repeat after me:

I am not fatter than Mike
I am not creepier than Tony
I am not bitchier than Sven
I am not nerdier than Borzoi
I am not more unemployed than Striker

But if I join TRSNJP and learn, I will be expelled within 2 years.