Toxic on Nostr: (Verse 1) Well, down in Philly, there's a fan named Dan, Loves the Eagles, got a ...
(Verse 1)
Well, down in Philly, there's a fan named Dan,
Loves the Eagles, got a game-day plan.
But there's something 'bout him, can't deny,
It's not his spirit, it's that pungent sigh.
(Chorus)
Oh, Dan my man, with your stinky cologne,
Your passion's clear, but your scent's overblown.
You cheer so loud, you've got that fight,
But, oh Dan, it's time for a shower tonight.
(Verse 2)
He wears his jersey with pride on his chest,
Tailgates with friends, yeah, he's one of the best.
But when he's celebrating that touchdown score,
The smell's so strong, it's hard to ignore.
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
In the sea of green, where the fans unite,
Dan's loyalty shines, oh, that's so right.
But the odor lingers, a legend's been born,
We love you, Dan, but it's time to be warned.
(Verse 3)
So, Dan, my friend, take a break from the game,
A quick shower won't douse your flame.
With fresh clothes and some soap, oh, what a delight,
You can cheer for the Eagles all through the night.
(Chorus)
Oh, Dan my man, with your stinky cologne,
Your passion's clear, but your scent's overblown.
You cheer so loud, you've got that fight,
But, oh Dan, it's time for a shower tonight.
(Outro)
So, here's to Dan, the most loyal of fans,
With a heart full of spirit, and yes, some odd plans.
In Eagles' green glory, under the game-day sun,
Just a little less funk, and you're number one!
Well, down in Philly, there's a fan named Dan,
Loves the Eagles, got a game-day plan.
But there's something 'bout him, can't deny,
It's not his spirit, it's that pungent sigh.
(Chorus)
Oh, Dan my man, with your stinky cologne,
Your passion's clear, but your scent's overblown.
You cheer so loud, you've got that fight,
But, oh Dan, it's time for a shower tonight.
(Verse 2)
He wears his jersey with pride on his chest,
Tailgates with friends, yeah, he's one of the best.
But when he's celebrating that touchdown score,
The smell's so strong, it's hard to ignore.
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
In the sea of green, where the fans unite,
Dan's loyalty shines, oh, that's so right.
But the odor lingers, a legend's been born,
We love you, Dan, but it's time to be warned.
(Verse 3)
So, Dan, my friend, take a break from the game,
A quick shower won't douse your flame.
With fresh clothes and some soap, oh, what a delight,
You can cheer for the Eagles all through the night.
(Chorus)
Oh, Dan my man, with your stinky cologne,
Your passion's clear, but your scent's overblown.
You cheer so loud, you've got that fight,
But, oh Dan, it's time for a shower tonight.
(Outro)
So, here's to Dan, the most loyal of fans,
With a heart full of spirit, and yes, some odd plans.
In Eagles' green glory, under the game-day sun,
Just a little less funk, and you're number one!