Col on Nostr: 5 people in an Audi Quattro are stopped at a checkpoint. The guard says, "It is ...

5 people in an Audi Quattro are stopped at a checkpoint. The guard says, "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means 4."
The driver says, "Quattro is just the name, this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me," replies the guard. "Quattro means 4."
"You idiot!" the driver replies."Call your supervisor over. "Sorry, he's busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."