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George Penney on Nostr: Spotted on market day in a small city in Aotearoa #newzealand A lady with a tiny #dog ...

Spotted on market day in a small city in Aotearoa #newzealand

A lady with a tiny #dog explaining to a mushroom vendor that she cannot have oyster mushrooms in her house because her tiny dog is terrified of them. Meanwhile tiny dog is at her feet, making sure his personal mushrooms are perfectly polished. Seems unfazed.

A dad sitting at a table in front of a Filipino food truck teaching his small human to play chess on a portable set. Small human slouching and yawning. Dad seems not to notice as he explains how the knights work. The adobo in front of him looks delicious.

A mum taking a dive to catch her small human's scoop of icecream in her hand as it falls of the cone. Look of absolute triumph on her face. Small human oblivious.

A middle aged man standing in front of a coffee stand for ages, deciding on his order until his wife walks up and says "He'll have a cappuccino. He always has a cappuccino. Just order the bloody cappuccino!" To which the man replies "You don't know that. I might want something else today." He then orders a cappuccino.

An American tourist trying all the petit fours at a French patisserie stand before deciding to buy two of each. When vendor asks if it's a gift, the reply is "It's lunch!" with a gleeful cackle.

A man walking up to a cheese stand and declaring that he is seeking the stinkiest cheese they have. A delightful conversation follows about how to measure cheese stinkiness vs deliciousness.

#food #coffee #life
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