Matt Hamilton on Nostr: You wake up and see it's snowing outside. Check the news, school's cancelled. Nobody ...
You wake up and see it's snowing outside.
Check the news, school's cancelled.
Nobody has blue hair.
Nobody is cutting their dick off.
You get a blanket and open Minecraft.
The year is 2011.
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