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I’ll take a stab at it. There’s a lot to unpack here and I’ll be paraphrasing rand0 a fair amount here, so hopefully he cuts me some slack.

Orange Pillers lack foresight and only view things in hindsight. They lack discernment and never take personal accountability. They have no principals and will abandon these principals at the first sign of confrontation. Never truly believe in what they say. A simp. A follow the leader - unable to come up with an original thought. A second-guesser. A sugar-coater, tip-toeing around feelings because they secretly crave and covet influencer status. They are the Western Commie, a Dishonest Courtesan, an Elite Yuppie. A person infected with VAIDs. Someone who does the bare minimum and expects passive income. An invertebrate. A gaslighter. A collective altruist, who doesn’t understand reality. It’s never their fault for why they are where they are. They think they’re morally superior than you. To put it succinctly: they are the one marshmallow kid. When something good happens, it’s never enough. And shockingly these same people that supposedly hodl bitcoin, have future predictions that are Nihilistic in nature.

Orange Pillers buy high and sell low and then get mad when institutions arrive before they have “enough” (ignoring the fact they had a 15 year head start). They always say stuff like, “Yeah, I heard about Bitcoin at like $45 a coin.” You could replace $45 with any number and the point is they don’t buy unless their wive’s let them. They reminisce of what “could have, should have, and would have been.” Eventually, their envy makes their pockets empty. They lash out and lose their way.

“It’s not fair,” “It’s going below $10k soon,” “The ETFs will never get approved,” “The price could go up or down. Or sideways,” After something happens that’s positive for Bitcoin: “Wow, Bitcoin is down 8% now. Thought you said we would moon after the good thing for Bitcoin occurs?” “What about a Bitcoin 6102? Did you ever think of that?” “What if the power goes out for years? Bitcoin will surely be worthless then!” “Lol, it’s never going to $1 mil” “$20 DCA is the way,” “Politics don’t matter,” “It’s just two sides of the same coin,” “What if the government bans it?”, “Trump is a traitorous seditious liar!” “He’s just trying to get your vote!” “Why didn’t he free Ross last time?” “Wear your mask!” “You don’t care about anyone but yourself!” “I had no choice to get the jab or else I would have been fired!” “You’re just a conspiracy theorist!” “Where’s your evidence it’s the thing that it clearly is, but I’m in denial because if I acknowledge it I’m doomed?” “You’re being sexist!” “You’re being selfish!” “You’re being anti-Semitic!” “You can’t just point out the obvious! It’s not that easy!”“Weird that you care about Greedlove’s sex life!” “I’ll believe it when I see it!” “I’m going to heed the advice of this 19 year old who works at Target and has no life experience, over Saylor’s advice!” “I can’t wait for bitcoin to go crash and watch Saylor’s company implode!”“Wow, Sam’s (Bankman-Friedman) is really going to get away with it!” “*trades bitcoin with leverage and blames anyone but themselves*” “No! That’s not how I want you to use Bitcoin!” “I don’t know why you’re happy Wall Street is co-opting Bitcoin. We were supposed to replace the banks!” “No! Wall Street should listen to me! I’m the adult in the room! I was in the space before them!”

That’s not everything Orange Pillers have said, but hopefully you get the gist by now of how they behave naturally.

Here’s the rub, however. When enough time has passed, it always, without failure, comes down to:

“I never said that.” - Orange Pillers

“I always knew *insert the thing that they most definitely did not know until it literally happens* that would happen. Look at me! I’m so smart!” - Orange Pillers

“Why can’t we alll just get along?” - Orange Pillers

“You said that thing would have already happened! You’re wrong!” - Orange Pillers

My personal favorite is when they don’t realize Bitcoin doesn’t care about them (it sure as hell doesn’t give two shits about me), and then they start doing influencer-esque posts that essentially boil down to this:

“Sometimes, I wonder if Bitcoin is thinking about me too?” - Orange Pillers

Rand0 has had fun calling these history revisionists out (he still does, but he used to too) for the last four years and I hope you join him in mocking them.