Rez on Nostr: My #microwave wants to #kill me. Open microwave Put item in (usually rice+water in a ...

My #microwave wants to #kill me.

Open microwave
Put item in (usually rice+water in a bowl)
Set to 11 minutes
Start
It does it's thing
PING
It stops
I open the door
IT STARTS UP
Shut door
It stops

Open microwave
Put something in to defrost
Set timer
Start
It does it's thing
PING
It stops
I open the door
IT STARTS UP

I think we need to part ways…

#cooking