`Da Elf on Nostr: Do not engage me to fix something (especially Android) that you cannot fix, AND THEN ...

Do not engage me to fix something (especially Android) that you cannot fix, AND THEN PROCEED TO TELL ME HOW TO FIX IT.

I'll walk the fuck away and leave you with busted devices, you know, the ones you set up wrong and expect me to fix.

I fucking Despise that shit.

Also when I'm reading the manual for a phone I've never seen, STFU.

Seriously.