Diotima on Nostr: If Social Media were transport: X aka #Twitter: Massively oversized compensa-truck ...

If Social Media were transport:

X aka #Twitter: Massively oversized compensa-truck with 'MURICA bumper stickers, a gun rack, and fake testicles hanging off the back.

#Bluesky: Above but remove the testicles and stickers and concert it to like, a fuel inefficient hybrid while insisting its an entirely new thing.

#Meta: Beat up extended van with those weird "family" stickers and a "new driver pls be kind" magnet, driven by a Karen with a cell phone to her ear.

#Threads: As above but on the way to some sort of "practice.

#Tiktok: A creepy Uberr driver who keeps asking for your number.

#Mastodon: Crowd sourced ride share mixed with weird public transit. Run out of that one cute nerd's basement IG.

#Fedi: A semi functional, if maddening, public transit system that sometimes dumps you in an alternate dimension.

#Silly #SocialMedia