:gnu: bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 on Nostr: the new water metering thingy is - completely made out of plastics - fully digital - ...

the new water metering thingy is

- completely made out of plastics
- fully digital
- can send the data by radio (leak detection!!1)
- ABLE TO MAKE A FAINT BUT NOTICEABLE WHISTLING NOISE ON LOW FLOW

so, i get more microplastic for the testicles, am surveilled AND get to be annoyed. amazing.

*cues 21. century schizoid man