Hello, yes, this is Gregly on Nostr: Breaking: Trump and Musk decree new rules for chess: * The winner is the first to ...
Breaking: Trump and Musk decree new rules for chess:
* The winner is the first to kill all of his pawns.
* The king is allowed to move anywhere and capture any piece at any time. Putting a king in check is an instant loss.
* Knights are now officially “horsies” because it was too hard to spell “knight”.
* Bishops are only there for looks, and otherwise ignored. (Same goes for the queens.)
* Rooks are replaced by mistresses, and the king gets as many as he wants.
* The winner is the first to kill all of his pawns.
* The king is allowed to move anywhere and capture any piece at any time. Putting a king in check is an instant loss.
* Knights are now officially “horsies” because it was too hard to spell “knight”.
* Bishops are only there for looks, and otherwise ignored. (Same goes for the queens.)
* Rooks are replaced by mistresses, and the king gets as many as he wants.