My wife: what are all these shoe boxes in the closets?? You DO NOT own this many ...

2023-04-19 19:39:58

My wife: what are all these shoe boxes in the closets?? You DO NOT own this many trainers…

Me: sure I do. I absolutely do. I am a shoe FREEEEAAAAK.

My wife: open them.

Me: what? I mean there’s no need…

My wife: just open them

Me: this silly - it’s all just shoes! *laughs nervously*

My wife: Open. Them.

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