CrimeaRiver on Nostr: My wife finally came out and said it: I'm merely a paycheck for her and the kids to ...

My wife finally came out and said it:

I'm merely a paycheck for her and the kids to enjoy their lives.

Tennis lessons? Check.
Sailing lessons? Check.
Private Catholic schools? Check.
Three cars, then four when my son is of age? Check.

We aren't even roommates anymore.

What's the over/under on my eating a bullet in the next two years?

I'm worth more dead than alive, based in those criteria.