Semilexic on Nostr: They tried to make a bioweapon against Russians, but discovered it would kill a bunch ...
They tried to make a bioweapon against Russians, but discovered it would kill a bunch of Poles, Ukrainians, Baltics, Finns even Germans.
So they needed pure samples of Russian white blood cells, which are found in synovial fluid, to make a more precise bioweapon. Theres a bunch of nerds working on it now, how to kill the largest number of Russians.
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