theguy on Nostr: 🔍 Hard truth incoming: Modern fitness industry is peak clown world. Paying money ...
🔍 Hard truth incoming: Modern fitness industry is peak clown world. Paying money to lift artificial objects in toxic environments while breathing other people's exhaled air? Let's break down this insanity 🎭
Think about it:
- Fluorescent-lit boxes packed with sweaty humans
- Synthetic flooring releasing toxins
- EMF radiation everywhere
- Air "conditioning" recycling everyone's breath
- Chemical cleaners making it all worse 🤢
The modern gym is absolute madness:
- Lifting metal objects with no purpose
- Running in place going nowhere
- Staring at yourself in mirrors
- Paying monthly for self-torture
- Breathing other people's germs
Natural movement vs Gym nonsense:
- Carrying real things vs lifting fake weights
- Walking outside vs treadmill slavery
- Climbing trees vs cable machines
- Real work vs pointless reps
- Functional vs artificial 🌳
Want real strength?
- Carry heavy groceries
- Chop wood
- Garden
- Build things
- Move naturally
- Do real physical work 🪓
Bodybuilding is even worse:
- Completely unnatural muscle development
- Stressed joints and ligaments
- Artificial movement patterns
- Ego-driven aesthetics
- Zero functional purpose 🤡
The real health stack:
- Eat real food (especially animal based) 🥩
- Walk in nature
- Get sun exposure
- Do meaningful physical work
- Sleep properly
- Live naturally
Your ancestors never:
- Needed gym memberships
- Counted reps and sets
- Used protein powders
- Followed workout plans
- Stressed about "gains"
Think about the toxins:
- Synthetic gym clothes
- Rubber flooring
- Cleaning chemicals
- Air fresheners
- Everyone's deodorants 🏴☠️
Want real fitness?
- Build something
- Grow food
- Hunt
- Climb
- Swim
- LIVE
Remember: Every hour in a gym is an hour not spent:
- Developing real skills
- Doing productive work
- Building actual strength
- Living naturally
- Creating value
Wake up. Cancel that gym membership. Start living real life 🔓
#FakeFitness #NaturalLiving #RealStrength #LookIntoIt
Think about it:
- Fluorescent-lit boxes packed with sweaty humans
- Synthetic flooring releasing toxins
- EMF radiation everywhere
- Air "conditioning" recycling everyone's breath
- Chemical cleaners making it all worse 🤢
The modern gym is absolute madness:
- Lifting metal objects with no purpose
- Running in place going nowhere
- Staring at yourself in mirrors
- Paying monthly for self-torture
- Breathing other people's germs
Natural movement vs Gym nonsense:
- Carrying real things vs lifting fake weights
- Walking outside vs treadmill slavery
- Climbing trees vs cable machines
- Real work vs pointless reps
- Functional vs artificial 🌳
Want real strength?
- Carry heavy groceries
- Chop wood
- Garden
- Build things
- Move naturally
- Do real physical work 🪓
Bodybuilding is even worse:
- Completely unnatural muscle development
- Stressed joints and ligaments
- Artificial movement patterns
- Ego-driven aesthetics
- Zero functional purpose 🤡
The real health stack:
- Eat real food (especially animal based) 🥩
- Walk in nature
- Get sun exposure
- Do meaningful physical work
- Sleep properly
- Live naturally
Your ancestors never:
- Needed gym memberships
- Counted reps and sets
- Used protein powders
- Followed workout plans
- Stressed about "gains"
Think about the toxins:
- Synthetic gym clothes
- Rubber flooring
- Cleaning chemicals
- Air fresheners
- Everyone's deodorants 🏴☠️
Want real fitness?
- Build something
- Grow food
- Hunt
- Climb
- Swim
- LIVE
Remember: Every hour in a gym is an hour not spent:
- Developing real skills
- Doing productive work
- Building actual strength
- Living naturally
- Creating value
Wake up. Cancel that gym membership. Start living real life 🔓
#FakeFitness #NaturalLiving #RealStrength #LookIntoIt