Catherynne M. Valente on Nostr: May I formally present Mr. Calcifer Kenough Valente, aged 11 weeks. His interests ...
May I formally present Mr. Calcifer Kenough Valente, aged 11 weeks.
His interests are: me, being on top of me at all times, riding on my shoulder like I am a steed, sleeping across my neck like a shawl, somehow apparating himself INSIDE a wall (still can’t figure out how) and having to be cut out, fighting birthday balloons, fighting wrapping paper, fighting ribbon, fighting baked goods, and snuggling.
Also his meow is all raspy like Rod Stewart. That is all.
His interests are: me, being on top of me at all times, riding on my shoulder like I am a steed, sleeping across my neck like a shawl, somehow apparating himself INSIDE a wall (still can’t figure out how) and having to be cut out, fighting birthday balloons, fighting wrapping paper, fighting ribbon, fighting baked goods, and snuggling.
Also his meow is all raspy like Rod Stewart. That is all.