Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: My girlfriend wants me to download Life 360 so we know each other has arrived safely ...
My girlfriend wants me to download Life 360 so we know each other has arrived safely at work and prep dinner when we've left, etc. I'm running out of excuses as I don't want her to know that after work I feed pigeons for half hour as I have no friends.
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