frogmd on Nostr: Wife: “Can you bring in the kid’s battery-powered jeep in the garage? It’s ...

Wife: “Can you bring in the kid’s battery-powered jeep in the garage? It’s sitting in the front yard.”

(five minutes later after my wife sees what I’m doing outside)

Wife: “OMG! Stop right now! If you break it you’re in BIG trouble. I asked you to put it away NOT drive it around the front yard after dark.”