Matt Haughey 🦣 on Nostr: I’m gonna train my next dog to bark non-stop at anyone who uses speakerphone in ...
I’m gonna train my next dog to bark non-stop at anyone who uses speakerphone in crowds without headphones so I can just play dumb and say “sorry about my dog” as the dog heckles them incessantly.
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