Guitarsophist on Nostr: npub1nxty7…a055a Our pocket multi-dimensional transporter, M-DimPort2, is selling ...
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Our pocket multi-dimensional transporter, M-DimPort2, is selling well on DynWorld and generally in Pocket Universe 12. Sales up 12%. See the market penetration scan in the window. We are beating Yo-Matrix in every market.
Yes, but I have heard reports of malfunctions.
Really? What kind?
Hair and fingernail loss after transport. Missing or extra digits. Personality changes.
Oh that. We've taken care of it.
You fixed the product?
No, we suppressed the reports. Easy-Peasy
Our pocket multi-dimensional transporter, M-DimPort2, is selling well on DynWorld and generally in Pocket Universe 12. Sales up 12%. See the market penetration scan in the window. We are beating Yo-Matrix in every market.
Yes, but I have heard reports of malfunctions.
Really? What kind?
Hair and fingernail loss after transport. Missing or extra digits. Personality changes.
Oh that. We've taken care of it.
You fixed the product?
No, we suppressed the reports. Easy-Peasy