Woozle Hypertwin on Nostr: nprofile1q…jdvk7 [unhelpful suggestion] pretend you injured a testicle? (..while ...
nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqr4haruqqc6yq9zxz88chd55mpg7pgv3sl72x50fejklpgwv2ngnqtjdvk7 (nprofile…dvk7) [unhelpful suggestion] pretend you injured a testicle? (..while doing, uh, carpentry or weightlifting or driving a giant truck or something...)
(vaguely-relevant me-trivia: back when I still had them, testicle-pain always felt like it came from approximately the spot where the corresponding ovary would have been. To this day, I still don't know if that was just me, or a transgirl thing, or common among cis men too, er wut.)
[finish off with clever pun using the word "MANdatory" or perhaps "MANdate"]
(vaguely-relevant me-trivia: back when I still had them, testicle-pain always felt like it came from approximately the spot where the corresponding ovary would have been. To this day, I still don't know if that was just me, or a transgirl thing, or common among cis men too, er wut.)
[finish off with clever pun using the word "MANdatory" or perhaps "MANdate"]