George Penney on Nostr: Witness our current housesitting #cat overlord here in Frankfurt, Lord Erwin Master ...
Witness our current housesitting #cat overlord here in Frankfurt, Lord Erwin Master of the Middle Class Kibble, sitting in his cat bucket, judging us verily.
"Why is he judging so judgementally?" you ask.
Because we dared (DARED!) to try and pat him behind the ears while he was sitting in the apartment building's garden in full view of the general public, including his NEMESIS who was no doubt watching from the 3rd floor window of the building next-door.
This peasantly incursion upon the person of a gentleman from such a noble family line, was intolerable!
Why, he is now tormented with the enraged spectres of his ancestors: Lord PuntMuff the fifty-ninth baron of Widdlesworn who single-pawedly smote an ear scratching gardener in 1345 with only the use of a large trebuchet, and Lady Lumpnuzzle of Gusset, the ninth Duchess of Crumpetsnoop who once de-peasanted a cook for giving her substandard cream by means of a steam powered threshing machine in 1604!
Much to his woe, Lord Erwin does not have a steam powered threshing machine, nor a trebuchet, but he does has a cat bucket at the top of his scratching post and he has sat there, giving us pointed looks for the past hour, letting us know that if he had either device, we would now be physics.
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"Why is he judging so judgementally?" you ask.
Because we dared (DARED!) to try and pat him behind the ears while he was sitting in the apartment building's garden in full view of the general public, including his NEMESIS who was no doubt watching from the 3rd floor window of the building next-door.
This peasantly incursion upon the person of a gentleman from such a noble family line, was intolerable!
Why, he is now tormented with the enraged spectres of his ancestors: Lord PuntMuff the fifty-ninth baron of Widdlesworn who single-pawedly smote an ear scratching gardener in 1345 with only the use of a large trebuchet, and Lady Lumpnuzzle of Gusset, the ninth Duchess of Crumpetsnoop who once de-peasanted a cook for giving her substandard cream by means of a steam powered threshing machine in 1604!
Much to his woe, Lord Erwin does not have a steam powered threshing machine, nor a trebuchet, but he does has a cat bucket at the top of his scratching post and he has sat there, giving us pointed looks for the past hour, letting us know that if he had either device, we would now be physics.
#catsofmastodon #Caturday