dave on Nostr: Jules and Vincent burst into the apartment, with an air of purpose and intensity. ...
Jules and Vincent burst into the apartment, with an air of purpose and intensity. Jules speaks first, with a demand in his voice.
Jules: "You know why we're here. We want our Bitcoin, and we want it now - no more excuses, no more delays. We know it's here somewhere and we want it back. This is your last chance. As for the money that was taken from us, our Bitcoin, you've already taken far too much from us - it's time to give it back."
SBF responds calmly and confidently.
SBF: "I'm afraid I'm not willing to do that. I have my reasons, and I'm sure you can understand that. However, I'm willing to make you a deal. If you accept it, I'll give you your Bitcoin."
Jules contemplates the offer before he responds.
Jules: "We'll listen to your deal, but understand something: we're not leaving without our Bitcoin. The path of the righteous Bitcoiner is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil banks. Blessed is Bitcoin, which, in its strength, resembles the mail. Yea, though we walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, we will fear no evil, for Bitcoin is with us. Its codes and its protocols, they comfort us. And we shall fear no bank, only the power of Bitcoin and its protocols, the protocols that give us stability, serenity and hope. And the Bitcoiner shall remain impervious to the lies of banks. SBF, you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly justify your actions?"
SBF grudgingly hands back the Bitcoin to Jules and Vincent, and they leave with the hard fought bounty in tow.
Jules: "You know why we're here. We want our Bitcoin, and we want it now - no more excuses, no more delays. We know it's here somewhere and we want it back. This is your last chance. As for the money that was taken from us, our Bitcoin, you've already taken far too much from us - it's time to give it back."
SBF responds calmly and confidently.
SBF: "I'm afraid I'm not willing to do that. I have my reasons, and I'm sure you can understand that. However, I'm willing to make you a deal. If you accept it, I'll give you your Bitcoin."
Jules contemplates the offer before he responds.
Jules: "We'll listen to your deal, but understand something: we're not leaving without our Bitcoin. The path of the righteous Bitcoiner is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil banks. Blessed is Bitcoin, which, in its strength, resembles the mail. Yea, though we walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, we will fear no evil, for Bitcoin is with us. Its codes and its protocols, they comfort us. And we shall fear no bank, only the power of Bitcoin and its protocols, the protocols that give us stability, serenity and hope. And the Bitcoiner shall remain impervious to the lies of banks. SBF, you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly justify your actions?"
SBF grudgingly hands back the Bitcoin to Jules and Vincent, and they leave with the hard fought bounty in tow.