Matt Hamilton on Nostr: WIFE, DO NOT READ THIS THREAD. I FORBID IT. CLOSE YOUR BROWSER TAB. DO NOT CLICK. I'M ...

WIFE, DO NOT READ THIS THREAD. I FORBID IT. CLOSE YOUR BROWSER TAB. DO NOT CLICK.

I'M SERIOUS.

DO IT.

STOP READING.

CLOSE THE TAB.

CLOSE IT.

STOP READING.

CLOSE IT.

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Ok ladies, I need your advice for gifts for my wife, mom, and MIL. Please advise me. I am extremely retarded and only able to evaluate things for their utilitarian value.