indie1337 on Nostr: In the past 24 hours, I have: - sprained (potentially fractured/broken - it's yet to ...
In the past 24 hours, I have:
- sprained (potentially fractured/broken - it's yet to be determined) my wrist
- gotten bit by his dog MULTIPLE times
- splattered the kitchen with lumpy yeast water
- burnt my non-sprained hand removing the second (and only successful) batch of buns from the oven
AND
- slipped getting into the tub
My life is a series of unfortunate events.
- sprained (potentially fractured/broken - it's yet to be determined) my wrist
- gotten bit by his dog MULTIPLE times
- splattered the kitchen with lumpy yeast water
- burnt my non-sprained hand removing the second (and only successful) batch of buns from the oven
AND
- slipped getting into the tub
My life is a series of unfortunate events.